Kbzon59

A married couple The guy: Honey, have an aspirin the girl: an aspirin? But i dont have a headache huy: well, then lets fuck!!

A man see a new brand of condoms called "Olympian" Buys a pack and goes to his girlfiend an shows them to her sdaying: look they come in gold, silver and bronze Which one will you use today? Gold of course Really? I was hoping I could come beofr you this time

A sadic, a masoquist, a necrophyic, an assassin, a pyromaniac and a zoophlic see a cat and go like this: zoo- lets fuck it sadic- lets fuck it and beat it assa- lets fuck it, beat it and kill it necro- and then lets fuck it again pyro- ok, so we fuck it, beat it, kill it, fuck it again and then we set it on fire maso- MEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!