richflan

Same as the last post, i read "How to teach quantum physics to your dog" earlier this year, it's a good read from a novice perspective, recomend it.

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.

 

The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

 

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, ', 'Your Grace'."

 

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'.

 

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women giver her this subtle "Well...?"

 

She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2" hard-bodied, well-hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women just say, "Oh my God...."

Haha that's hilarious!!! Will have to remember that one.