thomasstuart

Here is one from me:

The Computer Poem

A Computer was something on TV

From a Science Fiction show of note

Window was something you hated to clean

And Ram was the father of a goat.

Meg was the name of a girlfriend

And Gig was a job for the nights

Now they all mean different things

And that really Mega Bytes.

An Application was for employment

A Program was a TV show

A Cursor used profanity

A Keyboard was a piano.

A Memory was something that you lost with age

A CD was a bank account

And if you had a 3-inch floppy

You hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage

Not something you did to a file

And if you Unzipped anything in public

You'd be in jail for a while.

Log on was adding wood to the fire

Hard drive was a long trip on the road

A Mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And a Backup happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife

Paste you did with glue

A Web was a spider's home

And a Virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper

And the Memory in my head.

I hear nobody's been killed in a Computer crash

But when it happens they wish they were dead

"The more intelligent you are, the more tenuous your grip on sanity."