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What are you reading?
Henry James The Birthplace and Stephen Law Philosophy
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The Official JOKES SECTION :)
Q. Why did the lollipop lady cross the road? A. To get away from the chicken
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Thanks to Marnix for this one, I miss talking to him. An inbred cat:
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I love it when television presenters lose their composure - Jeremy Vine <3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEU4WDZII5Q
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Is Psychology a real science?
Psychology is a research-intensive field of Science. Look how much I'm laughing
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What are you reading?
Thomas Hardy: Behind the Mask (biography)
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Haha, I will agree with © - he could have EtBr on there or anything!
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Not a joke, not funny one bit. Just the truth - I couldn't find a suitable alternative thread.
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What are you listening to right now?
Icona Pop - I Love It http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp7DC8yS6_c
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What are you reading?
Currently re-reading Richard Dawkins' A Devil's Chaplain
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The Official JOKES SECTION :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HD4HChwG3Q Paul Merton <3
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b03h8wst/QI_Series_K_Keeps/ @13:45 What should you do if faced with a snake - run or keep still? 'It actually just forgets you're there if you keep still' 'I get that a lot...' @16:00 On trying to train a chimpanzee. 'Their intelligence is of a different order and it's kind of smart, but stupid. [Jane Goodall] had these chimpanzees, and when one [defecated] on the floor, of this little wooden bungalow that she had in Africa, what she would do, she would make it confront its own [faeces], spank it on the bottom and throw it out of the window, and' [interjection: 'It's ground floor, isn't it?'] 'It's ground floor, yes. And so she did that twice, and the third time, she saw one [defecate], slap its own bottom, and jump out of the window' @22:00 On nudist art: 'In 1998, a man took Northampton College to industrial tribunal, claiming that he was not being employed on the basis of his gender, and that it was sexual discrimination, in fact they were able to demonstrate that it was personal, and the reason was he fidgeted, went to the loo too often, had a background in erotic films which troubled the A-Level students, particularly one 16 year old at whom he winked when she was drawing' 'What did he wink with?'
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b03h8wgr/QI_XL_Series_K_Kinetic/ "What would happen if the world stopped spinning?" "Oh, there'd be numerous consequences" (bluffs)... "Go on then, name a consequence" "Well, half of the world would be plunged into eternal darkness..." "That's a very good point" "And they would all leave and come and join the light side - or would some of them go to the dark side... What about the animals, all of the ones that like the dark, they'd have to get to the dark side, all the moths would have to go that way [signals], the butterfiles would have to go that way [signals opposite direction with hand gesture]. The moles would be really confused... What about on Daybreak, when they start broadcasting? How do they know when to start daybreak? You could only grow food on half of the world, the rest of the people would have to come to the light side for food. Or they would only be able to have fungi." Love QI <3
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What are you listening to right now?
Avicii - You Make Me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GADx4Hy-Gg
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It would be funny if it did not have such drastic consequences for the wellbeing of humanity.