Kiss_My_Hand

why would you expect me to answer your questions? who are you, some bloomin CIA special agent sent to interrogate me? get outa here! And take your torture instruments with you. *goes back to my book*

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trust me, it does. Believe and thou shalt percieve. ask the Lord.

OTHER PEOPLE dont exist! Why? PROOF. those OTHER people you see, are merely a product of your five senses. you 'see' another person'=your brain is merely processing the light information sent to you by your eyes and turning it into an image. you FEEL another person=no you dont, you are only being induced to feel a sensation by your brain. apply the above for the other six senses you have and you'll slowly start to peel back the cover on what the deuce im tarkin abart. So in other words, the REALITY of 'other people's existence is actually a complex combination of your brain creating images and sensations! So those people arent really there! its all a bloomin illusion folks! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! now im off for another beer.

Are you trying to assert that because Ive injected some creativity into my posts, the validity of what i say diminishes? Ridiculous!

Not made up- but the result of pure, diamondical reasoning in its purest form. Obviously, it was I who thought of that theory, wasnt it? *smacks you on the head* dont be silly! Go have a beer, if you dont have anything clever to say.

Ahhh, I see this one needs a brush up on the rules. 1.If you want to talk to me, you will do so politely, and leave the attitude at the door. 2.How I colour my font is none of your business. You will not go there. If you comment at all, you will only talk about the topic in question. 3.Violate any of the above again and you will never comment on my threads again.

EVOLUTION IS A BLINKING MYTH! Let me dish out, like a master about to bang his opponent at blackjack, and then, his wife, the three cards that darwin lay bare on the furls o' the earth so long before me. 1. we came from monkeys 2. the monkeys came from flora and fauna 3. god doesnt exist. *throws lightning bolts in the air and in a pretty fireworks display of sparks, those three IGNORANCIATUSES above me rearrange themselves to form ORDER. im on the verge of muttering 'and there was light' to myself, all pompous like. HERES THE PROOF that THROWS darwins theory into jail, for life! 1. we came from monkeys? no we didnt. to endorse such a scandalous idea would be to assert that FUR can fall off and turn into HAIR OUTSIDE the external causative factor of radioactive decay. ONLY radioactive decay could cause so mega a change in the atoms and molecules that make up a monkey, to turn that monkey into leonardo dicaprio. now radioactive decay ever befell the earth since denver the last dino, so blow that. we didnt come form monkeys. is that clear? 2.the monkeys came from flora and fiona. WHAT? two PLANTS had sex and lo, there appeared a MONKEY? give me a break, darwin you poor sod. 3.God doesnt exist. Yes he does. PROOF: the american constituition which is FOUNDED on the bible=founded on GOD. now if the FOUNDEDNESS material is NONEXISTENT then the building ONTOPOF the foundation, i.e america, is also non existent. so if america is EXISTENT which it is< then it follows that its foundation also exist< and since the foundation is god< god exists> now be off with you im off for a beer

please dont try to act smart. you KNOW what my thread is about. rolleyes obviously; i was just exaggerating for effect! why all the fuss? rolleyes

all you need is a MIRROR. It works on the principle that, when you look at yourself in a mirror, you arent seeing YOU, per se, but the BACK IN TIME you. How? When you look at a mirror, the light rays start off at your eyeball, bounce on the mirror, get reflected back off into your eye, thus creating the mirrorical picture you see. Now. it takes TIME for those light rays to do all that stuff, going off your eyes, travelling headfirst into the glass of the mirror with a bang, then painfully lugging the picture off the mirrors surface into your eye again. all this takes time, init? light travels at 3 million miles per second, which means it takes 0.0008763 seconds between the light going outa your eye, and you seeing the YOU in the mirror. in short, you are seeing the YOU that was in existence 0.0008763 seconds in the PAST. you can NEVER see the NOW you. that way, whenever you look in the mirror, you are actually peering INTO THE DARK, SINISTER YAWNING CHASM...OF PAST TIME!!!! mmmm...