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"Teratogenic Effects of Pure Evil in Ursus Teddius Domesticus."

 

 

Winning entry in the Mad Science Fair by Dr. Allison von Lonsdale of the Institute for Dangerous Research.

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1. A sample of Pure Evil was obtained from the ruins o f an exploded toaster in the south of England.

 

2. Pure Evil was administered, via drinking water, to pregnant laboratory teddy bears for the duration of their pregnancy (4 months).

 

3. Dosage varied from 0 parts per million (ppm) to 1000ppm, titrating upwards by steps of 100pm.

 

4. Offspring were euthanized and mounted for display.

 

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