Stick with it, it gets better:   SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor.   COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.   FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.   NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.   BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away…   TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one an