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On 8/30/2020 at 8:06 PM, joigus said:

Which actually goes to prove that you mustn't take anything literally.

How many hours a day do you spend looking for your glasses ?

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Three of those images imply too much power in the wrong place. The other is a horse.

Lies upon lies!!!  

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2 minutes ago, JayTony said:

An attempt at humor since your profile photo displays your glasses on top of your head, every time I see ya.

Now I understand!

Those are cycling glasses, by the way.

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