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A woman finishes delivering the eulogy for her late husband and asks whether anyone in the assembled congregation would like to add anything. A man stands up and says, "Plethora," and sits down again. "Thank you," responds the woman. "That means a lot."


Why do the Amish never water ski?


It's too hard on the horses.

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  • 2 weeks later...

I'm sitting here watching Ninotchka and heard this joke:

A man enters a restaurant and asks the waiter to bring him a cup of coffee without cream. The waiter walks off then comes back a few minutes later and says "I'm sorry sir but we are out of cream. Can I bring you a cup of coffee without milk?"

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6 hours ago, toucana said:

They checked the engraver but no mention of checking the obituary listings for Roger? 

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