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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Right where you left it!

 

Why are doctors always so calm?

Because they have a lot of patients!

 

Why was the math book so stressed out?

Because it was full of problems!

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14 hours ago, MigL said:

Oh, now we have arbitrators of humor on SFn ?

I just thought the pronoun thing wasn't very funny.  We are allowed to react to the jokes, right?  

For example, my SpaceX/SpaceY joke was tasteless and crude, and I would support anyone's right to say so, or reject it any other way.

Personally I find the pronoun choice for nonbinary folks a poor one that's kind of been forced on them by the fact that people are unable to adapt to new pronouns which would surely work better and without ambiguity.  Instead of she and her, why not assign a new NB set of pronouns like de and der?  This would eliminate what would seem to be a chronic source of confusion with they/their/them.  

 

 

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2 hours ago, TheVat said:

I just thought the pronoun thing wasn't very funny.  We are allowed to react to the jokes, right?  

For example, my SpaceX/SpaceY joke was tasteless and crude, and I would support anyone's right to say so, or reject it any other way.

Personally I find the pronoun choice for nonbinary folks a poor one that's kind of been forced on them by the fact that people are unable to adapt to new pronouns which would surely work better and without ambiguity.  Instead of she and her, why not assign a new NB set of pronouns like de and der?  This would eliminate what would seem to be a chronic source of confusion with they/their/them.  

 

 

Do you find this at least a little funny?

Clown/Clownself as pronouns considering the context has to be a little funny no?

 

 

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On 11/13/2022 at 9:20 AM, TheVat said:

But still doesn't answer the question: is a zebra a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?

It doesn't matter if they aren't spotted. 

The interesting question is which side of a zebra has the most stripes? And of course, it's the outside.

Last time I bought zebra, the clerk scanned the wrong barcode and I got charged for rhino.

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