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1 minute ago, MigL said:

Of course, I would not say any of this to Shaq's face; he would crush me.

Have you considered the fact that you’d actually be saying it to his bellybutton? 

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51 minutes ago, MigL said:

We pay these people millions of dollars, and kids look up to them.
The internet/TV/Hollywoood has made these people 'influencers', and they are contributing to the 'dumbing down' of society.

I stopped watching basketball because of Shaq and his stance that he didn't want to be a role model to children. I'm grateful for the extra time this gave me to study science, and I'd be equally grateful to know that children no longer look up to him. And I'd tell him that to the top of his chest, being 6' 3".

But it makes sense that Shaq is a flat-Earther. Most of those folks are droolers, so a dribbler will fit right in.

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3 hours ago, Phi for All said:

I stopped watching basketball because of Shaq and his stance that he didn't want to be a role model to children.

Was that Shaq? I remember Barkley saying he wasn't a role model.

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2 hours ago, swansont said:

Was that Shaq? I remember Barkley saying he wasn't a role model.

You're right, it was Barkley, not Shaq.

Didn't Barkley also have a weird take on science, like he didn't think analyzing the metrics in basketball was necessary? 

 

 

My new Thesaurus is terrible. Plus, it's also terrible. 

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  • 2 weeks later...

If you reorder the letters of "Eigenvalue Matrix" you get "Laxative Meringue", a suitable label for the level of science in a recent discussion I took part in.

 

 

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