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The Official JOKES SECTION :)


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A man waits in the doctor's office for some test results.

The doctor walks in.

"I have bad news sir, it looks like you're going to die."

"Oh no! How much time do I have left?"

Doctor: "10..."

Man: "ten what?"

Doctor: "9..."

I got that from a meme but I can't find the meme anymore

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Not 100% certain.  I have only my impressions of the company culture of Hallmark, which seems to be rooted in a fairly conservative and "sweet" approach to greeting cards.  AFAIK, they do not have a line of naughty cards, but TBH I have not kept careful track of this.  

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3 minutes ago, TheVat said:

AFAIK, they do not have a line of naughty cards,

I'm thinking more like one of the minions snuck it past the supervisor for a giggle.

The formatter and printer snickered, kept quiet and passed it on through the process.

Or even, some smartass in the print department switched off the image.

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  • 3 weeks later...

Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior.

So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender:

-Is Crimea ours?

-Yes, it is.

-And the Donbas?

-Also ours.

-And Kyiv?

-We got that too.

Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks:

-Thanks, how much do I owe you?

-5 euros.

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Posted (edited)

This was a joke told by the late, great Australian Prime Minister, Bob Hawke, after the winged keel Australian yacht won the America's cup for the first time ever.......

 

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