TheVat Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 Inadvertent humor from the Hallmark greeting card company.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterkin Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 How certain are you of its inadvertence? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittenpuncher Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 A man waits in the doctor's office for some test results. The doctor walks in. "I have bad news sir, it looks like you're going to die." "Oh no! How much time do I have left?" Doctor: "10..." Man: "ten what?" Doctor: "9..." I got that from a meme but I can't find the meme anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVat Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 Not 100% certain. I have only my impressions of the company culture of Hallmark, which seems to be rooted in a fairly conservative and "sweet" approach to greeting cards. AFAIK, they do not have a line of naughty cards, but TBH I have not kept careful track of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterkin Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 3 minutes ago, TheVat said: AFAIK, they do not have a line of naughty cards, I'm thinking more like one of the minions snuck it past the supervisor for a giggle. The formatter and printer snickered, kept quiet and passed it on through the process. Or even, some smartass in the print department switched off the image. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cognizant Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 - What do you call a factory that makes okay products? - A satisfactory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittenpuncher Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 Knock knock Who's there? Weed Weed who? Weed rather you not drive by the elementary school in your van that has twenty different love live characters on the side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zapatos Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior. So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender: -Is Crimea ours? -Yes, it is. -And the Donbas? -Also ours. -And Kyiv? -We got that too. Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks: -Thanks, how much do I owe you? -5 euros. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaurieAG Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 (edited) Zapatos, my brother told me that exact joke 19 hours before you posted it. Edited May 8 by LaurieAG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zapatos Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 3 minutes ago, LaurieAG said: Zapatos, my brother told me that exact joke 19 hours before you posted it. Haha. Good jokes travel fast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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beecee Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 (edited) This was a joke told by the late, great Australian Prime Minister, Bob Hawke, after the winged keel Australian yacht won the America's cup for the first time ever....... Edited May 14 by beecee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StringJunky Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 On 5/18/2022 at 1:10 AM, iNow said: Call me thick but I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zapatos Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 4 minutes ago, StringJunky said: Call me thick but I don't get it. I can't tell if you are being ironic or as dense as iron. 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MigL Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 The fact that the simple term it has to be condescendingly explained to women. ( if you're being serious ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zapatos Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 1 hour ago, zapatos said: I can't tell if you are being ironic or as dense as iron. 😁 Sorry, I was trying to be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 2 hours ago, StringJunky said: Call me thick but I don't get it. The meme has been around a while, without Skeletor, so perhaps this is He-Mansplaining? I got hung up on the bad punctuation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StringJunky Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 12 minutes ago, Phi for All said: The meme has been around a while, without Skeletor, so perhaps this is He-Mansplaining? I got hung up on the bad punctuation. I get it now, he's preaching to the choir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Externet Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 Just hold it in, fellows, one more minute ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 1 hour ago, Externet said: Just hold it in, fellows, one more minute ! This is business, special bird seed shingles for car wash roofs! I'm on it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Externet Posted Wednesday at 12:52 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 12:52 AM (edited) Edited Wednesday at 12:55 AM by Externet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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