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Like the Moby Dick/Melville references, Joigus.
Here's one of my favorites ...

 

There's also the quote from Star Trek: the Wrath of Khan ...

“…To the last, I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart, I stab at thee; for hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee.”
- Moby-Dick, quoted by Khan Noonien Singh

Seems Star Trek writers liked H Melville.

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38 minutes ago, MigL said:

Like the Moby Dick/Melville references, Joigus.
Here's one of my favorites ...

 

There's also the quote from Star Trek: the Wrath of Khan ...

“…To the last, I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart, I stab at thee; for hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee.”
- Moby-Dick, quoted by Khan Noonien Singh

Seems Star Trek writers liked H Melville.

Outstanding acting.

Plus Patrick Stewart was Ahab himself too:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120756/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_93

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Yikes!   That made me cringe as much as laugh.  I feel there has to be more to this than what the picture shows,  because that looks just f--ing insane.   Are those pads made of some special material that will give way enough to allow the train wheels to stay in the groove and yet not cut or burst the hose?   Hard to imagine. 

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16 minutes ago, beecee said:

And he did a sterling job!

Although the first Captain Ahab played by Gregory Peck was memorable Moby Dick (1956) with Gregory Peck – Classic Film Freak

One of my favourite reads when about 11 years old!!!

 

Great performances, but time has not been kind to poor old Moby Dick. ;) 

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone

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Sometimes news editors, in their haste to churn out stories, fail to catch ambiguities in their headlines.  Here are a few documented cases...

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