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The Official JOKES SECTION :)

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Fill in the blanks:

f__k

s_x

boo_s

p_n_s

 

 

 

Here's the answers: fork,six,boots,pants.

How many of you got them correctly ??

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I got a fine of 60 euro for peeing outdoor. But I payed 100 euro because I had to take a shit as well.

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What do alcoholic Nazis do?......  

 

 

......Seek Ale!

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22 minutes ago, DrP said:

What do alcoholic Nazis do?......  

 

......Seek Ale!

I don't get it :( :unsure: (I hope the reply won't be: But your mum sure does.)

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3 minutes ago, Silvestru said:

I don't get it :( :unsure: 

"Sieg hail"  Was a Nazi chant.  It meant 'Hail Victory' I think. It sounds the same as 'seek ale'   Ale is beer - an alcoholic beverage.

6 minutes ago, Silvestru said:

(I hope the reply won't be: But your mum sure does.)

Ha ha ha - No, but last night though!...  ;-) - just kidding - your mum is too hairy for me and her claws and teeth are too sharp.

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1 minute ago, DrP said:

"Sieg hail"  Was a Nazi chant.  It meant 'Hail Victory' I think. It sounds the same as 'seek ale'  

Aaah  sorry I'm a bit slow in the morning. Plus I am not as familiar as you with Nazi chants so I had no chance to get it :( 

You learn something new every day.

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How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader?

Tell them, the natural diet of an asylum seeker is paedophiles...

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24 minutes ago, dimreepr said:

How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader?

Tell them, the natural diet of an asylum seeker is paedophiles...

that's an unnatural diet.

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44 minutes ago, geordief said:

that's an unnatural diet.

I'm guessing you read the Daily Mail...;)

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What did the British particle physicist say when he got accepted to work at LHC? SMASHING!

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Here's an old Bridge joke from the time when I was learning to play Bridge in late 80's:

Two couples met on a Friday night to play Bridge. The next morning one husband calls the other and says:
1 - Buddy, I'm sorry I have to say this to you but we were missing money after last night.
2 - Oh man, are you seriously considering we took your money?!
1 - Naw, we found the money but the bad taste is still there.

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2 hours ago, koti said:

Two couples met on a Friday night to play Bridge. The next morning one husband calls the other and says:
1 - Buddy, I'm sorry I have to say this to you but we were missing money after last night.
2 - Oh man, are you seriously considering we took your money?!
1 - Naw, we found the money but the bad taste is still there.

Nice, very subtle. Reminds me of some of the Yiddish jokes I've heard, where the punch line is very low-key.

 

A man goes to visit his aged father and finds him in front of the television.

Son: "Hey Poppa, what're you doing?"

Dad: "Watching basketball."

Son: "What's the score?"

Dad: "86 to 82."

Son: "Who's winning?"

Dad: "86."

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Why do orkanes get female names? At fist they are wild and wet but finally they take your house.

Edited by Itoero

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Tom Morello was the guitarist in „Rage against the Maschine” and „Audioslave”

 

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