Moontanman Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Penis Study. The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and three years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Canadians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After two weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and two cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead..... yeah Canada for keeping it real... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdEarl Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Courtesy Science is Awesome via Facebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdEarl Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 (edited) Have a happy Friday. It's about 13 mins. Jump into the middle if you don't want to watch it all. Edited September 27, 2013 by EdEarl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 This is almost fatally funny... https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1442726185953139&set=vb.136336876521150&type=2&theater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tridimity Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Not exactly a joke but this made me smile: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gOjw5ncV7A Channel 4 News presenter Cathy Newman performs gangnam style. I don't know which to find most unexpected: that she did it in the first place, or that she looks so damn good doing it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daedalus Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 When it's not working, call tech support 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdEarl Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 From: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=314601372011295&set=a.103481356456632.4989.100003843041121&type=1&ref=nf 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BusaDave9 Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 These gun laws are getting ridiculous. The last time I went to the sporting goods store and was ready to pay for my purchase of ammo the clerk told me "Strip down facing me". Well, I did just as she instructed. As the screeching was dieing down i realized that she was talking about my credit card. Is it just me or do they need to be more clear with those instructions? I guess it hardly matters now. I was told I have to conduct my shopping elsewhere in the future. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 LEARNING TO CUSS A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss". The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass". The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios". WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know", he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios".. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just did your mom, and it was sw-e-et!" Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!" Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad, you're drunk!"...... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Bucky the Cat, part Siamese part chainsaw... Predator snails take down giant herbivore snail, day three of the fight... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tridimity Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 (edited) "Don't swat any flies or you'll be a hot dog man"? "Can I have a twelve inch with a side of yang?" "Don't eat that - that's my brother from a past life"? Edited October 22, 2013 by Tridimity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imatfaal Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Make me one with everything. ommm 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BusaDave9 Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imatfaal Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 +1 Not sure relate or any other marriage guidance counselling service would approve of the choice of the division sign to represent the counsellor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tridimity Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 "Wish he'd just square with me, so we can get to the root of our problems, us two." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWLabRat Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tridimity Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Not a joke but still funny High visibility jackets for pet chickens - or, as the manufacturer calls them, 'health and safety gilets' http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/20/high-vis-chicken-jacket_n_4131395.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daedalus Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 I seen this one on FB and couldn't help but laugh... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tridimity Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 It would be funny if it did not have such drastic consequences for the wellbeing of humanity. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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