Suraj Sivaraja Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 What formula does a scientist use to get food? E=mc2!!!!! For people who don't understand.... E stands for energy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itoero Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 The bravest daredevil on the planet Earth! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strange Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 Q. How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? A. An obscure number. You’ve probably never heard of it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itoero Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itoero Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 You probably all know Banana Ray Comfort. It's hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strange Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Unintended humour (I hope): Yesterday, Secretary of State Tillerson blamed Russia for the attempted murder of an ex-spy in Britain with nerve agent. Today, Trump fired him and said the reason is "chemistry". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimreepr Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 9 minutes ago, Strange said: Unintended humour (I hope): Yesterday, Secretary of State Tillerson blamed Russia for the attempted murder of an ex-spy in Britain with nerve agent. Today, Trump fired him and said the reason is "chemistry". The chemistry of being called a fucking moron perhaps.... wait for laughtiming (oh shit). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itoero Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 The Kola hole is 12262 m deep. A Koala hole is only 6 cm deep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koti Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Itoero said: The Kola hole is 12262 m deep. A Koala hole is only 6 cm deep. This is everything but funny. Edited March 17, 2018 by koti 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itoero Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, koti said: This is everything but funny. Seriously? This joke comes from a very popular Belgian comedy/quiz show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koti Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Itoero said: Seriously? This joke comes from a very popular Belgian comedy/quiz show. Humor is highly subjective so no point in debating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cuthber Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 13 hours ago, Itoero said: Seriously? This joke comes from a very popular Belgian comedy/quiz show. http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Belgium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strange Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 14 hours ago, Itoero said: Seriously? This joke comes from a very popular Belgian comedy/quiz show. Sounds like your TV might be about as good as Italian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koti Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 (edited) 15 Ridiculous Paintings That Sold For Millions of Dollars:https://www.sadanduseless.com/2018/03/overpriced-art/ This is funny: Edited March 18, 2018 by koti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itoero Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 8 hours ago, Strange said: Sounds like your TV might be about as good as Italian. This show is popular in The Netherlands as well...Humor in The Netherlands is often 'worse'. another one: -I consider myself a bit of a Christian...because I walk around with a gigantic cross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strange Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 5 minutes ago, Itoero said: another one: -I consider myself a bit of a Christian...because I walk around with a gigantic cross. I think that one lost something in translation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itoero Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, Strange said: I think that one lost something in translation. A cross = what man have between their legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strange Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Itoero said: A cross = what man have between their legs. Not in English. If you want jokes that don't work when translated... Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw there was only Coke in the fridge? A: "Elephants?" -- "These two forks are fish" "Why?" "They are identical !" Edited March 18, 2018 by Strange Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koti Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 „Boys on wheels” are funnier that both of you...by a factor of at least 10^-20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cuthber Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Strange said: Not in English. If you want jokes that don't work when translated... Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw there was only Coke in the fridge? A: "Elephants?" -- "These two forks are fish" "Why?" "They are identical !" OK, I will bite. In what language(s) are they funny? Bother! I just realised- this is the jokes thread, I'd better add a joke OK Q. When is a door not a door? A. When it's ajar. Edited March 18, 2018 by John Cuthber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strange Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 31 minutes ago, John Cuthber said: OK, I will bite. In what language(s) are they funny? Italian. In the first one (not very good in any language): A: "E le fante?" (Sounds like "elephants" but means "and the Fantas?") In the second one: "Sono identici!" ("They are identical" sounds like "Sono i dentici" = "they are snappers") Obligatory joke, from Bob Monkhouse: "They laughed when I said I wanted to be comedian. Well ... they're not laughing now." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cuthber Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 There's a flip side to that; jokes that only make sense in a language other than that in which they are written. Un petit d'un petit S'étonne aux Halles Un petit d'un petit Ah! degrés te fallent Indolent qui ne sort cesse Indolent qui ne se mène Qu'importe un petit Tout gai de Reguennes. Which looks like (fairly bad) French poetry meaning something like A child of a child Is surprised at the Market A child of a child Oh, degrees you needed! Lazy is he who never goes out Lazy is he who is not led Who cares about a little one All happy with Reguennes but which is remarkably funny when a natural speaker of French reads it to an English audience who instantly recognise it as this nursery rhyme Humpty Dumpty Sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty Had a great fall. All the king's horses And all the king's men Couldn't put Humpty Together again. (I have pinched most of that from the wiki page)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mots_d'Heures 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itoero Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 On 18-3-2018 at 8:25 PM, Strange said: Not in English. If you want jokes that don't work when translated... Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw there was only Coke in the fridge? A: "Elephants?" -- "These two forks are fish" "Why?" "They are identical !" I think it's called 'cross' because of the cross stitchings make at that part of the pants. It seems odd that it's not called a cross, in English. *How do you call an adoption child in/from China? -A take away Chinese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koti Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Itoero said: *How do you call an adoption child in/from China? -A take away Chinese. Oh thats just hilarious isn’t it. Complete lack of any empathy towards a living person by putting an equall sign between a child and take away food - as a punchline in a joke. Its almost as funny as skinning a cat for fun. We could come up with a bunch of these hilarious jokes... consisting of say; Belgian chips with mayonese and paedophilia, or Belgian choccolate and rape. Wouldn’t that be fun. Edited March 20, 2018 by koti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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