# The Official JOKES SECTION :)

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whatever next!

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/looflirpa/igrill.shtml

ROFLMFAO

If I knew how to post a POLL I would... do you think we should have a jokes section in the forums?

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Q. There were two cats on a roof. Which one slid off first?

A. The one with the lower mew.

for some reason (probably because I was studying coefficient of friction at the time), this joke cracked me up.

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Look out, he's been at the medicine cabinet again.

(Mew, lol).

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when you laugh at a joke such as the one blike posted, there can only be two things wrong:

you're WAAAY too tired to be living on this earth

or

good God man go outside and get some sun!!

I elect myself for the first, but I can't vouch the same for blike....

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ROFL. or you've been in physics lecture for too long ;/

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heres one I found in a Christmas Cracker yesterday:

Q. Why did the Scientist install a knocker on his door?

A. He wanted to win the No-bell prize

it just goes to show, ya get what ya pay for LOL ,)

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ummmm…that is funny!!!…hahahahahhaha…somewhat nowheres as near as funny as blikes though…oh well…

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Actually, we can have a jokes section. good jokes, brighten up people's day. For example we can have a good joke posted on the main page of this forum. Like in a corner or something. So, anyone who is logged on can read the jokes instantly. Science jokes would really fit the bill.

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well. I have a jokes section on my website, you are welcome to take some off that!!

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/me looks hopefully at the proposal on blike's desk.

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aom, your website the section on science are those for 'O' Levels student???

Btw, how old are you?

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well gene, im only doing GCSE at the moment quite shocking though. But I LOVE organic chemistry, so i posted questions on stuff, people replied me and i thought it was a good thing to put on the website. i have actually thnked YT and wolfson as they are the top 2 who were helping me. What do u think about my website? Any improvements?

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eh i found a mistake..

http://dragonslair.europe.webmatrixhosting.net/Scienceframe.htm

The number 80 is supposed to be the atomic number which tells the number of protons. not neutrons.

Hee hEe

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Under the section chemistry the periodic table

i didn't really surf all your pages yet. but.. going to.

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Well, thanx alot. I need improvements and if u could help, it would be really cool! Thanx

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i can't really offer much. I don't know how to design a webpage :X

But, i don't mind suggesting improvements

Seriously, i can't do thaT really do it that soon. i still have homework to complete and loads of them. my "holiday" is coming to an end.

So whenever i'm free i'll go in there to have a look. Anyway, so far it is still good. Although on design wise it isn't that fancy. But the content is good ! Great Work! Well, i don't like pages with lots of design and stuff as it takes a long time to load. So,i think yours is just fine.

And you are welcome.

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thanx alot. R u also doing GCSE?

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My appologies, but I fail to see the funny side?

:offtopic:

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huh? sorry Yt i didnt get you, is it about the GCSE, yeah cause i thought u only get homework in school. Please, don't break to me the bad news

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no bad news, only that this is a Jokes thread and the last 10 posts havent been very funny

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oh LOL ! Well this is what happens in a conversation, it metamorphasizes (long word) quickly. Check the jokes on my site, you'll like them! I've chosen the best ones

http://www.dragonslair.co.nr

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• 4 months later...

There are 10 sorts of people, Those that understand Binary, and Those that dont

[edit} just realised post #2 here: http://www.scienceforums.net/forums/showthread.php?t=1159

nevermind, its old but good

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Here is one, but you need to think about it!

A guy is convicted of spying, so, he is taken to a judge. The judge says "spy?" the guy replies "No, Not spy", the judge repeats "Spy?" the guy replies "No, not spy". So the judge says, Death or "tooma". The guy doesn't know what "tooma" means, so, he chooses it as it semms to be better than death. So, when he chooses it, 10 guys come out of nowhere, and beat him up, soft like a prune, until he falls into a coma.

The next day, after he wakes up, he is taken to the judge again.The judge says "spy?" the guy replies "No, Not spy", the judge repeats "Spy?" the guy replies "No, not spy". So the judge says, Death or "tooma". The guys says "tooma" again, in the hope that they would feel sorry for him. But, again, he gets beaten up and falls into a coma.

The last day, the guy decides that he would choose death.The judge says "spy?" the guy replies "No, Not spy", the judge repeats "Spy?" the guy replies "No, not spy". So the judge says, Death or "tooma". The guys says "death". The judge says "Ok guys. Tooma to death"

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Two molecules walking down the road, one says to the other "I think I`ve lost an Electron!" the other one says "Are you Positive?"

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