The Mighty Cockroach

[Alan McDougall]

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Alan McDougall

 

The Mighty Cockroach

Humans have walked on the moon, made atomic weapons and conquered many awful diseases and overcome all sorts of evil, but sadly!

Alas! the mightily cockroach continues to reign over all it surveys, in spite of all of humanity best efforts, over thousands of years, to eliminate these little hideous, monstrous little beasties from our domains.

 

At night we switch on the kitchen light and what do we see to our unspeakable horror and disgust? Thousands of cockroaches running wild, defiling our food, and eating everything is sight, with their filthy diseased little mouths.

You can put him the vacuum of outer space, or subject him to microwaves that would kill a human in a flash. You can starve the little monster until only ten or so remain, they will hide out, and eat each other to survive until there is only one male and female left to breed a billion new babies in the dark of your sanctuary and especially your kitchen.

 

Cut off his head and he just carries on unaware of his doom until hunger and thirst kill him in a week our so, thus for a while he became a "Zombie "The living Dead" unlike any other sentient being.

He just shrugs off all of mankind's best weapons and continues bright eyed and bushy tailed, happy in his urgent task of spreading disease, sorrow and death, amongst poor long suffering humanity.

Just when we think we have victory over them, we are always wrong, because the depraved evil little monsters are making love in the dark recesses of our cupboards, like no human could, even in our kitchen cupboards and electric wall sockets.

Each moment in time, a billion, billion roach babies are hatched, much to our disgust and these minute, little depraved, reprobate, monsters are never satisfied. Because their desire and ultimate goal is nothing less than the complete destruction and illumination of mankind from planet earth, by means of their weapons of mass destruction, namely; filthy mouths, feet and huck! bodily fluids, which emanate out of their disgusting little bodies all over our disinfected cupboards, making them toxic to touch.

 

They have been doing this for millions of years, and our end is near, unless we wake up and fight back .

So the eternal war between light and dark , cockroach and man continues on and on into the eternal future that has no end until one or the other finally becomes an extinct species of planet earth.

 

It is not too late!!.

Take hands all humanity we must eliminate this awful threat before it eliminates us

By Alan McDougall 7/11/2013