Genecks Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 Just wondering... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iNow Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 Staff votes. Cap'n adds them to special user group. They get new permissions. End program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainPanic Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 It starts by making lots of high quality posts. Also, it may help if you know that Cap'n Refsmmat likes cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypervalent_iodine Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 Cookies or cheese nips. Essentially, if you make enough quality posts and staff notices you, someone will nominate you in the super top secret Res Experts forum. If staff can reach a consensus and the person in question agrees to supply food (read: cookies and cheese nips), then Cap'n bestows upon them the powers befitting their newly acquired title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joatmon Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 Cookies or cheese nips. Essentially, if you make enough quality posts and staff notices you, someone will nominate you in the super top secret Res Experts forum. If staff can reach a consensus and the person in question agrees to supply food (read: cookies and cheese nips), then Cap'n bestows upon them the powers befitting their newly acquired title. Would you like beer or wine with the cookies and cheese nips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mississippichem Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 You write a check payable to mississippichem in USD for no less than five thousand. You could actually just be competent and knowledge, but where is the fun in that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swansont Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 Would you like beer or wine with the cookies and cheese nips? Why is it phrased as an either/or question? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joatmon Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 Why is it phrased as an either/or question? I was always taught "Never mix the grain and the grape", but if that's what it takes ..............! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ydoaPs Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 Staff votes. Cap'n adds them to special user group. They get new permissions. End program. Really? I thought there were stat points, D-100s, and attribute modifiers involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 I was always taught "Never mix the grain and the grape", but if that's what it takes ..............! swansont missed that class. You should hear him try to say "physicist" after a six-pack and a box of Chablis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypervalent_iodine Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Why is it phrased as an either/or question? Much better. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 I can grow coral in a shot glass, does that qualify me as an expert? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rktpro Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 I can grow coral in a shot glass, does that qualify me as an expert? But you would have to present it to all the powerful and dictator like people who are experts here and bow before them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swansont Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 I can grow coral in a shot glass, does that qualify me as an expert? I'm not sure that even qualifies you as a bartender. How often do people order a shot of coral? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joatmon Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Much better. Well, all I need to know now is where to send it (or if it's a party where to bring it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 I'm not sure that even qualifies you as a bartender. How often do people order a shot of coral? Hmmm, what if i genetically engineered the coral to excrete tequila? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swansont Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Hmmm, what if i genetically engineered the coral to excrete tequila? As long as it does not need to feed on Cheese Nips to do so, that sounds like a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xittenn Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 It seems to me that being a moderator or resident expert means that you don't do things like start threads (MississippiChem's chemical space thread noted and applauded.) So as a member I would wonder why anyone would even want to be a mod or an expert. I mean it is almost completely synonymous with answering homework questions and playing security guard. Swansont does a great job in his blog posts but honestly he could come down to the forum and taste the rainbow of fruit flavour from the lounge! Just sayin', no one ban me or nuffin' k . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imatfaal Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 As long as it does not need to feed on Cheese Nips to do so, that sounds like a winner. I dunno getting rid of cheese nips in return for tequila seems like a win win to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swansont Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 I dunno getting rid of cheese nips in return for tequila seems like a win win to me Blasphemy. If you ever saw the mod/expert rec room, you'd notice the orange walls. That ain't paint! Cheese Nip dust. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timo Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 (edited) Blasphemy. If you ever saw the mod/expert rec room, you'd notice the orange walls. That ain't paint! Cheese Nip dust. ... so essentially you ran the place down after IMM stopped to clean up after you. Could have guessed so. Edited April 4, 2012 by timo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iNow Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 On another note, all of their keyboards glow in the dark now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 (edited) On another note, all of their keyboards glow in the dark now. Ummm i thought we weren't going to tell them about the radium in the cheese nips.... Edited April 5, 2012 by Moontanman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iNow Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Ummm i thought we weren't going to tell them about the radium in the cheese nips.... No need to worry. The conservatives gutted the FDA and stripped away all of the regulations on food products, so radium is actually the least troubling ingredient in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 No need to worry. The conservatives gutted the FDA and stripped away all of the regulations on food products, so radium is actually the least troubling ingredient in them. So the plan is still in effect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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