Pangloss Posted September 25, 2004 Share Posted September 25, 2004 Ten reasons that Hurricane Season is like Christmas: 10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows) 9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season (camping gear, flashlights) 8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores 7. Regular TV shows are pre-empted for "specials" 6. Family coming to stay with you 5. Family and friends from out-of-state calling 4. Buying food you don't normally buy ... and in large quantities 3. Days off from work 2. Candles And the number one reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas ... 1. At some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 LMAO! Those are great! Have you sent them in to Letterman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YT2095 Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 10 outa 10 on the laf-o-meter here I hope you`ve posted that in the Jokes section too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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