bascule Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 This just in, the immortal god Kim Jong Il, fearless leader, has repurposed his amazing weather control powers in order to control the movement of ions. The result? Nuclear fusion! http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8676678.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insane_alien Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 aye, and i seen obama huffing kittens off a swedish model in the barras in glasgow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 I bet they got the technology from UFOs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnB Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 According to official biographies, when his son, the current leader Kim Jong-il was born, a new star appeared in the sky. They must have got three wise men as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 I told him if he rubbed those sticks together long enough he'd get something, but fusion?! I'll vote "mistaken". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ydoaPs Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 If Pons and Fleischman can do it, so can the North Koreans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
padren Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 According to official biographies, when his son, the current leader Kim Jong-il was born, a new star appeared in the sky. They must have got three wise men as well. Well, I guess a new star uh, counts as fusion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pangloss Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 We should ask Kim Il-Jung what happens when an airplane attempts to take off from a conveyor belt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genecks Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 I've read all of his novels. He is a great man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cuthber Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 My guess is that they have copied something like this Sure, it's fusion but it's a research device or a geek toy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bascule Posted May 17, 2010 Author Share Posted May 17, 2010 My guess is that they have copied something like this Sure, it's fusion but it's a research device or a geek toy. Nope. Kim Jong Il was using his Ion Control Powers, otherwise known as ICP: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bascule Posted May 25, 2010 Author Share Posted May 25, 2010 My guess is that they have copied something like this Sure, it's fusion but it's a research device or a geek toy. Whoops, hey sorry, that's actually a pretty cool link, sorry about my dimwitted reply. Here's more information on those devices. They're called fusors, and were invented by Philo T. Farnsworth, the "father of television": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fusor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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