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Think so I do not,

to my ear it good sounds not,

but I love Yoda.

 

To please rhymes it lacks,

vibrate my ear drum does not,

in a lovely way.

 

I really suck at this :D

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Rhubarb, blah, Rhubarb,

Rhubarb, Rhubarb, blah, Rhubarb,

Rhubarb, blah, Rhubarb


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Michael Barrymore

and Angelina Jolie

and John Cleese all smell

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One, two, three, four, five,

Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, e-

leven, twelve, thirteen.

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good old haikus.

 

hmm

 

I'm crap at this but i do enjoy it:

 

Americium

is a synthetic substance

find it in your home

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To write about these

lovely poems, the Haiku, is

very good and well

 

But to write about

a haiku within the bounds

of another, gah!

 

That way madness lies!

And to write about writing

A haiku within

 

The bounds thereof! -- I

must stop before it's too late --

Infinite regress!

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Sun on water light

 

Darkness falls on water deep

 

The heron knows both

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Frigid arctic dawn!

Mean energy white fire blaze;

my toes have turned black.

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Butterfly wings beat

Drumming softly across sky

Sacred mountain sleeps

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Morning mirror glance,

pristine skinscape zit-marred now!

Pressure applied, yuck.

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The water ripples

Shimmering light on surface

My reflection bent


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Blue sky with white clouds.

Trees are blowing in the wind.

Relaxing to me.

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Boulder hanging there,

some detritus to greet us,

waiting for a sneeze.

 

Quaking breaking free!

Nature's nostril accretion

now lodged in mustache.

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Boulder hanging there,

some detritus to greet us,

waiting for a sneeze.

 

Quaking breaking free!

Nature's nostril accretion

now lodged in mustache.

Outstanding!

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Turds on forest floor... have biologic oneness; so, does MOKELE?

Edited by Norman Albers

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Why'd he oaPs on us?

He claims he's so damn awesome!

Let's give him some awwww.

 

Wavy navy guy,

stuck inside his own bulkhead.

Which way did ego?

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ydoaPs is cool.

He's really freaking amazing.

ydoaPs for Prez.

 

Haters be hatin'.

They are just jealous of him.

ydoaPs roxorz.


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Wavy navy guy,

stuck inside his own bulkhead.

Which way did ego?

 

Not about ego.

ydoaPs is just honest.

He is a badass.

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If bag squeals when poked, with a stick; probably is, a pig in a poke.


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Haiku fantasies

Need have no relationships

To real events. Moi?

 

Thanks, Phi, for sharing

Mysteries of line spacing

So I look cool. Doy.

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Have good new year times,

Imaginary and real.

Life's a complex dream.


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Row your boat steady;

Gently down the swirling stream.

Life is but a dream

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I have magic cheese.

Would you like to have a bite?

Too bad. It is mine.

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Oh yum, magic cheese!

Found in the undergarments

of many a man.

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