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Mrs Emma Peel

My First Haiku too you know,

No need to rhyme? - Doh!

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Super conducting

Polymers must be kept cool

If they are to work right.

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How sad am I? Just

Found Haiku thread and love it

read whole lot of it...:D

 

Trying to work now

can't stop counting sylables

all the time now HELP!

 

Robot noise in Brain

Think I am going insane

want life back again!

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ChemSiddiqui fat?

A Ramadhan a ding dong!

ChemSiddiqui thin.

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Oh bloody hell fire

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Makes my post too long.

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When the new kittens

are loose, you can just forget

privacy at lunch.

 

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Speechless at the store.

Did he say what the total was?

Oh, no he DIDN'T!!

 

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McDonald's is gar

bage. Conveniently revolt

ing. It's just not right.

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When debating things

one must always remember

"And so is your face!"

 

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Oh how I hate pine!

The rancid smell of deceit

fills me with dark rage.

 

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Talking to God? Fine.

What, God is talking to you?

Here, medication.

 

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Have a mint, have two!

A carbonated drink? No!

Oh, you exploded.

 

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Getting addicted.

Rehabilitation time?

Damned little poems!

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THERE ARE NO MORE NUTS

(not like no more *anywhere*,

just here at my place).

 

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Dartboards designed to

use indeterminacy

leave holes in your walls.

 

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You made me so mad!

I'm calm now that the brick has

been heaved. Turn around!

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On the phone with my

lovable girlfriend, but all

I hear is babble.

 

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The electron went

through both slits at the same time!

Thanks, wave properties.

 

When I ran head first

into the brick wall, it hurt.

I'm no electron. :(

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Badger mushroom snake!

Cats with poor grammar as well.

Internet memes, lol.

 

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Hey, Captain Picard!

Did you buy some pink fur dice

for the Enterprise?

 

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I need to get a job.

Too much time spent on chatting

and Team Fortress 2.

 

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Your spaceship melted?

You were going really fast?

Talk to Bill Unruh.

 

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The Fat of the Land.

Diesel Power blows your mind.

The Prodigy rocks.

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I'll bet Viagra

was angry Chevy took the

slogan, "Like a Rock!"

 

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Any port in a

storm, so they say, but not a

really stormy port.

 

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I'm in a hurry!

Will hurling you help you out

of my way faster?

 

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Those are my donuts.

Don't even think about it.

This coffee is hot.

 

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We need to talk, man.

How long you had that sweatshirt?

Change is in the air.

 

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Wouldn't it be nice

if one morning you woke up

and I was all rich?

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Uranium, eh?

I would like ten kilograms.

Weight-lifting you see.

 

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Osmium is dense!

But not quite as dense as that

silly Phi for All.

 

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Thermite is great stuff

for melting metal garbage

like Mercedes-Benz.

 

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Physicists say that

black holes sort of suck stuff in

but Phi for All blows.

 

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"Red Bull gives you wings"

I suppose it can indeed

if taken with booze.

 

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Imperial Guard,

Space Marines, Chaos, Necrons,

Dark Eldar, Tau, Orks...

 

You are wrong, doctor!

Oh no! Not the asylum!

I am not insane!

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