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Come on people, woman is in need. Only 165 days left for her engagment and she needs more candidates. Where's your altruism? VOLUNTEER NOW! Don't ask want Blaire can do for you, ask what you can do for Blaire!

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Hmmm, well. She's in America, and would like someone close to where she lives in Jersey. Plus, they have to be Jewish. Also, able to hold her above their heads.

 

I'm doubting I fit the bill here. I ain't moving to Jersey or joining a religion on the off chance of a date. On top of that repeated attempts to go to the gym have failed.

 

 

Actually, there is something a bit sinister about her approach to finding a husband. How come there are no reports of subsiquent dates, what happened to the guys?

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Hodel, oh Hodel, have I made a match for you.

He's handsome! He's young! All right, he's 62.

But he's a nice man, a good catch. True? True!

I promise you'll be happy. And even if you're not,

There's more to life than that. Don't ask me what!

 

Chava! I've found him! Will you be a lucky bride!

He's handsome. He's tall! That is, from side to side.

But he's a nice man, a good catch, Right? Right!

You've heard he has a temper. He'll beat you every night.

But only when he's sober- so you're all right!

 

Did you think you'd get a prince?

Well I do the best I can.

With no dowry, no money, no family background,

Be glad you got a man!

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She likes astrology. Logic can't be a strong point.

 

Astrology thats nothing, i know crazy people that believe in this "God" thing...wow, they say hes all powerful and stuff.Crazy isnt it.He even has this book.And lotsa religions and crap, these days people believe in anything.

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