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So... Pretty self-explanatory.

 

 

From Colbert tonight:

 

 

Rusty Tang.

 

 

 

Your turn. Keep it clean, folks. :eyebrow:


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Costanza had "Buck Naked"

 

There are just too many.

 

"When correctly viewed, everything is lewd. I could tell you things about Peter Pan, and the Wizard of OZ? There's a dirty old man"

Tom Lehrer

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Costanza had "Buck Naked"

 

There are just too many.

 

"When correctly viewed, everything is lewd. I could tell you things about Peter Pan, and the Wizard of OZ? There's a dirty old man"

Tom Lehrer

 

How about with a Science theme:

 

Max Swell

 

Kneels Bore

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Savannah Yugonnacom

Randi Minx

Tulip Sonnya

Hugh Jorgan

Jeeta Girl

Emma Sumtatas

Jessica Mullott

Lillian DeShower

 

and... (drum roll)

 

Ophelia Cumming

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Outstanding... You guys rock! Keep 'em cu coming.

 

 

Phil Layder

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Seymour Wang

Ivana Humpalot (from Austin Powers II)

 

 

Funny that we never saw any of these on "The Simpsons" during the crank calls to Moe's

 

"Phil McCracken? C'mon, guys! Phil McCracken!"

 

"I'm not that kinda guy, Moe!"

 

"Why you little #%!#$"

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Seymour Wang

 

I actually encountered a fellow from Asia a few years back who was named:

 

Miracle Wang

 

 

Yes, folks, that is a true story. :)

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Peter Parker

Where shall I park it ma'am?

 

 

Dick Cole

 

Lemmy Adam (for orgies)

 

 

Boy we're juvenille :)

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Woody Inya

Jack Mehoff

Po Kerr

 

Juvenile? Yeah, I keep having middle-school flashbacks that remind me of these names, and "Porky's"

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Albert Instein

 

He'd be a little embarrassed trying to explain his "lorentz contraction":

 

"But...It was cold... and I was approaching light speed"

Edited by J.C.MacSwell

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some years ago i took a quiz called, whats your hooker name? i got two results >:D

 

Polly-ona-poll

 

Sarah-go-sideways

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Sarah-go-sideways

Interesting visual...

 

 

Massifyr Excion

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Taeka-Lee Connor (pee fetish movies)

"Teeka Lee Connor" sounds better probably

 

 

 

John Sprinkler

 

Will Liquor

 

Gedder Pitt

 

 

*Bad porn names*

 

Gale Mann

 

Peter Little

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I would like to offer an unreserved apology to anyone called:

Dick Burn

Gerald Fitzpatrick

Patrick Fitzgerald or

Ivana Rogering

 

If you ARE called Ivana Rogering, what sort of life have you led?

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Lol..

 

I had a friend with the last name "Doer".. I told him if ever had a son to name him "Willie"

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