# End of the world in 2012 is TRUE!

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swish army knife super spork is the ultimate spork being

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Aha! Swiss Army Spork - SAS. Coincidence?

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Well, then you've got Spork Weapons and Tactics )

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Well, then you've got Spork Weapons and Tactics )

...supported by the National Spork Agency.

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Don't forget the Spoorks over at Cutlery Intelligence Agency.

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lol "SWISH" army knife! The horror! The name of course being the sound it makes as it kills you...

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The National Aeronautics and Spork Administration!! They'll be coming from space!!

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I honestly thought that global warming, terrorist wars, fighting over religion, resistance to antibiotics, and the other million things wrong with the earth would end the human race...

guess I was wrong. its the super spork that ends us...great...=/

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At least we now know Spock was a typo...

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I'm going to talk about climate change. Over the past few decades more and more CFC's , methane, and carbon dioxide have polluted the atmosphere. These are rapidly depleting the ozone. An ozone hole has opened on top of Antarctica and has caused the melting of polar ice. Recently, the suns activity has increased and as of this year, no solar sunspots have been recorded. A sun spot is a spot of inactivity on the suns surface. This is an ominous sign. Also, a record number of solar flares have occurred the last 10 years. If nothing is done a solar flare will pierce through our magnetic field and solar winds will hit Earth, causing the whole of Antarctica to melt. My theory. lol.

I keep trying to tell you guys that I will save the world! Absolutely guaranteed! If just .01% of the worlds population will just send me $10 (some of you might have to send more to make up for those who cannot) I, Moontanman, will not allow the world to come to an end in 2012, trust me #### Share this post ##### Link to post ##### Share on other sites reminds me of the whole liger/tigon thing #### Share this post ##### Link to post ##### Share on other sites I keep trying to tell you guys that I will save the world! Absolutely guaranteed! If just .01% of the worlds population will just send me$10 (some of you might have to send more to make up for those who cannot) I, Moontanman, will not allow the world to come to an end in 2012, trust me

I'll do it for only \$5 each.

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I'm going to talk about climate change. Over the past few decades more and more CFC's , methane, and carbon dioxide have polluted the atmosphere. These are rapidly depleting the ozone. An ozone hole has opened on top of Antarctica and has caused the melting of polar ice. Recently, the suns activity has increased and as of this year, no solar sunspots have been recorded. A sun spot is a spot of inactivity on the suns surface. This is an ominous sign. Also, a record number of solar flares have occurred the last 10 years. If nothing is done a solar flare will pierce through our magnetic field and solar winds will hit Earth, causing the whole of Antarctica to melt. My theory. lol.

What the spork does your post have to do with the OP?

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I'm going to talk about climate change. Over the past few decades more and more CFC's , methane, and carbon dioxide have polluted the atmosphere. These are rapidly depleting the ozone. An ozone hole has opened on top of Antarctica and has caused the melting of polar ice. Recently, the suns activity has increased and as of this year, no solar sunspots have been recorded. A sun spot is a spot of inactivity on the suns surface. This is an ominous sign. Also, a record number of solar flares have occurred the last 10 years. If nothing is done a solar flare will pierce through our magnetic field and solar winds will hit Earth, causing the whole of Antarctica to melt. My theory. lol.

Try again dude, there is not enough energy in a solar flare (as it contacts the earth) to melt any ice in Antarctica or any where else. The ozone hole has nothing to do with our magnetic field or the solar winds hitting the earth.

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