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Give me your best catch phrase!

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everyone has one :cool:

mine is: If the grass is greener on the other side, then why dont you go over there!

or

i used to do drugs i still do drugs but i used to too :D

 

dont hold back and have at it!!!

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"Only a dollar???!! That's a 20 minute phone call with 10-10-2-20!"

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You'd be arrogant too if you were me.

 

Do you want some cheese with that whine?

 

Free is my favorite price.

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i used to do drugs i still do drugs but i used to too :D

 

slightly less funny, since Mitch Hedberg ODed.

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slightly less funny, since Mitch Hedberg ODed.

 

ya i know i loved mitch headburg :-( he was so cool

no around here has ever heard of him

so good for you yay!! lol

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"Only a dollar???!! That's a 20 minute phone call with 10-10-2-20!"

 

I prefer the Robocop-inspired "I'd buy that for a dollar!"

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Bite me.

 

How about never? Is "never" good for you?

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<when somebody asks a question which has a fairly obvious affirmative response>

 

Does the pope wear a funny hat?

 

 

<as an alternative>

 

Does a bear crap in the woods?

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I like my women like my oil...sweet, light and crude.

 

Where ever you go, there you are. And so is some guy trying to sell you stuff.

 

Not all Conservatives are stupid, but you'd never know it by talking to them.

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In response to "I"ll get you for that".

 

"Only from behind at 300 metres, and I don't think you can shoot that well."

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<when somebody asks a question which has a fairly obvious affirmative response>

QUOTE]

 

Constipated Dr Watson????

 

(no shit Shirlock!)

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I hate my life.

I enjoy gratuitous amounts of sexuyssufeykjaious.

So you're about a size 14? (anyone get it? no?)

 

Not really catch-phrases...more things I yell at people when I'm bored...

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I like

"Don't worry even the inept have self-esteem."

"If you had been doing your job correctly there wouldn't be a man with a pail and broom following you around."

 

I need to come up with friendlier ones. :-(

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