YT2095 Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/ I got 29. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 25. I actually thought of using one kid as a weapon on the others before that question came up. I swing a mean 5-year-old. I'm sure my age was a big factor. Of course, for the morality bit, I had to consider the kids as a lethal threat, much like a babysitter does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 I got a measly 22. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 I got 25... prolly due to my slenderness and lack of experience. btw... the most I've been able to get, using inaccurate info is 36. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pangloss Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 1 <dramatic pause> Oh, there's a test? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozone Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Apparently, 29... Cheers, O3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iNow Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 33... That's almost shameful. It doesn't begin to compare to that day I took out the entire kindergarden summer camp a week after I graduated from college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ydoaPs Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazCo Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 17...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insane_alien Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 26 whee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedarkshade Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 22... if only I had a bat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insane_alien Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 22... if only I had a bat! thats what the tall skinny kid is for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Skeptic Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 I got 31... I'm sure I could take out much more than that in real life (unless they had weapons). They are small and weak, and I am trained in martial arts (I can kick over 6 feet high, and the questioneer seemed to think 3 feet high was high). A single good kick should knock one out. A 5 year old can hardly punch, so I just need to make sure they don't bite me. And fearless 5 year olds don't really exist anyways, so it would be even easier than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 I got 31... I'm sure I could take out much more than that in real life (unless they had weapons). They are small and weak, and I am trained in martial arts (I can kick over 6 feet high, and the questioneer seemed to think 3 feet high was high).I think the questionnaire assumed that 3-4 feet was enough to kick a 5-year-old. Any higher and you'd miss them. A single good kick should knock one out. A 5 year old can hardly punch, so I just need to make sure they don't bite me.The questionnaire leaves out what they told the kids about us. If they told them we were coming to their house to steal their TVs we wouldn't stand a chance. And fearless 5 year olds don't really exist anyways, so it would be even easier than that.Do you have any kids? Have you been on a kindergarten playground? Fearless 5-year-olds exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Skeptic Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Fearless 5-year-olds exist. Only until they notice their buddies getting hurt. They're not that dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iNow Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 I got 31... I'm sure I could take out much more than that in real life (unless they had weapons). They are small and weak, and I am trained in martial arts (I can kick over 6 feet high, and the questioneer seemed to think 3 feet high was high). A single good kick should knock one out. A 5 year old can hardly punch, so I just need to make sure they don't bite me. And fearless 5 year olds don't really exist anyways, so it would be even easier than that. I think you scored high for the same reasons I did. Athletic, tall, martial arts training, experience fighting crowds, kick over 6 feet... And, I wouldn't use a kid as a bat... I'd use him as a cannonball, throwing him on top of several others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedarkshade Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 thats what the tall skinny kid is for. :D Ruthless! Not after all those child's rights lectures I've followed. So I can fight Lockheed and CrazCo too huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Skeptic Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 I think you scored high for the same reasons I did. Athletic, tall, martial arts training, experience fighting crowds, kick over 6 feet... And, I wouldn't use a kid as a bat... I'd use him as a cannonball, throwing him on top of several others. I don't think I'd use a kid as a weapon, or do the option they suggested (biting, gauging eyes, etc) for fighting dirty, as I think it would be less effective, and in the case of the kid-bat, more tiring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 I think it would be less effective, and in the case of the kid-bat, more tiring.Not if it was just a leg you were using.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_Spanich Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 11 I couldn't attack someone. I am not that kind of person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 11 I couldn't attack someone. I am not that kind of person.You're not the kind of person who would defend himself to avoid a beating by a bunch of murderous kindergarteners? You're not attacking *them*, look at the picture. They're coming after *you*, Ghandi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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