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Just to wish all on SFN, Happy Holidays, and a prosperous and fruitful New Year ! :)

Nice recycling!

 

I appreciate the prosperity but please keep the fruit. I just got your batch from last year (you snails should think about a faster courier service). Happy happy, joy joy!

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I appreciate the prosperity but please keep the fruit. I just got your batch from last year

 

Tsk, I did advise you to phone customer support if you weren't satisfied, admittedly you may be on hold for a while, say, a few years...plus there are a few forms to fill in to qualify for a refund.

These may take a while to get to you, seeing as we're in the UK, and considering the mode of transport of our courier service. Once we've received the completed forms, the dispute process will start, unfortunately we have quite a backlog where this is concerned...BUT BE PATIENT! If the dispute resolution is in your favour, then we'll send you your refund, unfortunately by that time (quick calculation) oh, you'll be dead, sorry Phi. If you need any further assistance, please don't hesitate in contacting us. Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year !

*We did have a website, but the homepage took approx 19 years to load, and this guy died of starvation whilst waiting, there were a few legal matters, it was a bit messy all in all.

PS. I'm at work, hardly anybody is here, and I have simply nothing better to do.

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In the holiday spirit, here is Jingle Bells. Translated a few times with Babelfish to make it more interesting

 

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