YT2095 Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 "you can dim someone elses bulb, but it doesn`t make yours any brighter" YT2095 (1987). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 "No man is justified in doing evil on the ground of expediency." Teddy Roosevelt "you can dim someone elses bulb, but it doesn`t make yours any brighter" YT2095 (1987).I LOVE that! That should be your new sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_p Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. ATTRIBUTION:Edmund Burke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ydoaPs Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 I have been studying the moon for many years' date=' and have discovered that it is actually made of cheese, and it is actually the earth's repulsion to the smell that is holding it up, and hance Newton is completely wrong. If newton is wrong then Einstein must be wrong as well. NASA has never actually been there, and the US Government is supressing this information, as it would prove the existance of aliens since they are the only peple who could make such a large amount of cheese. I defy anyone to prove me wrong, and I would wager my life on it.[/quote']...nice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ydoaPs Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 "give a man a fire and he will be warm for a day; set a man on fire and he will die." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 "give a man a fire and he will be warm for a day; set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life."Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K9-47G Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 "Give a man a fish, and he is fed for a day: Give a man religion and he starves to death while praying for a fish" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ydoaPs Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 check out my sig: Batman needs a gun. Thatd take the grin off jokers face when batman pulls out his nine and busts a cap in his ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.................~Woody Allen~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J'Dona Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 God gave us two kidneys so that we could sell one on eBay. - my brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyboy Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 Anything made by man can be destroyed-me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insane_alien Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 "i could soar like an eagle but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines" - anon "there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those that don't." - anon "Alcohol and calculus don't mix - Please don't drink and derive" - My old math teachers bumper sticker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starbug1 Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth. ~Albert Einstein I'd rather be rich than stupid. --Jack Handy Only in a crowd is one truly alone --IanMalcolm Friends are only friends when it suits them --Cpt. A.J. Rimmer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyJoeCool Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Friends are only friends when it suits them--Cpt. A.J. Rimmer CAPTAIN!?!?!?!?! When was Rimmer Captain? He was the second lowest ranking memebr of that ship (only second to Lister) Anyway... "But Lisa, maybe if I'm a part of that mob I can steer it in wiser, better directions. Now, where's my giant foam cowboy hat and airhorn?" ~Homer Simpson "Attempted murder, now honestly, what is that? DO they give the nobel prize for attempted chemestry?" ~Sideshow Bob "I have, uh, just learned that many of you are stroking guns. So I will, uh, step aside and open the floor." ~Mayor Quimby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celeste22 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 I'm offering you my body and you're offering me semantics?" -- Caitlin Bree "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." --Joe E Lewis. If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already? - - - Cynthia Heimel I think gods don't smite people anymore because people of many different religions now live in the same town. No god wants to accidentally smite the wrong person and get sued by another god." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Perfect Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 "Never wrestle with a pig. You just get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it!" -YT2095's signature "I say what I mean and I mean what I say." "Generalization is dangerous!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vidar Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 "Wow, I'm in NO condition to drive.... hey wait, I'm drunk, I shouldn't listen to myself!" -Homer Simpson Lisa: "Ewww... Dad this is blood!" Homer: "Correction Lisa: Free blood!" "It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat." -Theodore Roosevelt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 CHINESE PROVERB Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Conversation with me and a friend, discussing nutrition... Friend - so what if you were on the Atkins diet, but you added some carbs to your meal and other foods from each food group? Me - uhhhh... a balanced diet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosine Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 When your mind becomes obsessed with anything, you will filter everything else out and find that thing everywhere! 216 steps from the sidewalk to your apartment, 216 seconds you spend riding the elevator; you've chosen 216 and you will find it everywhere in nature! But Max, as soon as you disregard scientific rigor, you're no longer a mathematician: you're a numerologist.[/Quote] Sol is awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimbaLanD Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 - If you don’t know me, don’t judge me - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royston Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 This always sticks in my mind from atinymonkey... Oh God. What in the infinite name of the granulated bones of Christ are you doing? from this thread here...(which is hilarious IMO) http://www.scienceforums.net/forums/showthread.php?t=13615 From Family Guy...there's so many to choose from but this ones short and sweet... Peter Griffin : Brian, there's a message in my Alpha Bits. It says 'OOOOOO' Brian Griffin : Peter, those are Cheerios. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eruheru Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 "the only way to make yourself feel good is to make someone else feel bad. and im tired of making other people feel good" - homer simpson "i dont know half of you half as well as i should like, and i like less than half of you half as well as you deserve" - Bilbo baggins "our days are numbered and our time runs fast, and all our deeds are but a breath of wind: - gilgamesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 "our days are numbered and our time runs fast' date=' and all our deeds are but a breath of wind: - gilgamesh[/quote'] nothing like a nice inspirational quote to lighten the mood, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeternus Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Some might remember this speech used in the film Coach Carter - [quote name='Marianne Williamson - A Return To Love: Reflections on the Principles of A Course in Miracles] Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light' date=' not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It is not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. [/quote'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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