Phi for All Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Lady of Pain, we adore you! (beheads accordion player) I thought it would be nice to start a thread so everyone can give you virtual gifts! Here's mine: a really cool leather Vertical Top Zip Backpack/Shoulder Bag for school. It features many cool compartments for books, supplies, handcuffs, lunch and a laptop, plus it's got a weighted bottom for swinging at the heads of inferior classmates who question the theory of evolution and a special zip-line garotte pulls right out of the shoulder strap to strangle students who's too-high hairdos block your view of cute professors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanJ Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Happy birthday! Hope you have a great day! Cheers, Ryan Jones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YT2095 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 a Fellow Taurean, I knew there was something about you I liked YT2095 hands Azure a pan of chili and melted cheese natchos and a bowl of green salsa. save me some though, I`ll be a day older tomorow as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GutZ Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 I don't know who you are but Happy Birthday anyway! SideNote Happy One Day Older...errr... Day...tommorrow for YT2095 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insane_alien Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Happy birthday Azure, My gift to you is a mug made of the skull of a creationist and an accompanying dagger made of said creationists thigh bone. there is a nice little relief carving showing you smiting all creationists on one side and a relief carving of the penguin bhudda on the other side. hope you like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alice Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 I don't know who you are...but YT and the guys say you're the evilist person in the world! Well, maybe not the exact words...but something like that. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Have a great birthday! And uhm...HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you too YT! (Save it for tomorrow, will ya?)Xp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabbath Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 All our days are numbered. Congratulations, for getting 365 and 1/4 days older!!! My gift...is an eternal free internet connection! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alice Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Oh wait...I forgot about your gift. The cake's on me! http://pedro.bitterpill.org/archives/cake.JPG hope you'll like it!here's another one. just pretend your name's sara. http://www.ics.uci.edu/~eppstein/pix/s8bd/Cake-m.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silkworm Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Well, this explains the bad mood. I really can't afford a virtual gift. So I thought I'd hook you up with the information of a Garth Brooks impersonator. Do with him what you will. http://www.impersonators.com/garthbrooks/garth.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drochaid Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Happy old day Azure ... my gift you, is Lance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 My gift to you is a mug made of the skull of a creationist and an accompanying dagger made of said creationists thigh bone. there is a nice little relief carving showing you smiting all creationists on one side and a relief carving of the penguin bhudda on the other side.Ooooooh, niiiiiiice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royston Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Happy Birthday AzurePhoenix ! I thought I'd get you a mug filled with toe and fingernail clippings, with 'ID Rocks' printed in bold letters on the side...why? Because you seem your happiest when you're angry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Happy old day Azure ... my gift you, is Lance whoa. I don't think I have ever been given away as a gift before. I guess that's a good thing considering I might result in a lawsuit if I had. Does this mean I'm not required to get you a seperate gift? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 happy birthday to the biology expert. Also to 5614 for being helpful and knowing all he does. And the rest: HeXeN, Jonfraz, NE¯tenalP, bluegoblin (61), GemiNI (22), Runner (21), sonia (19) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callipygous Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 has it really been a year since the last time i saw this? O.o happy birthday! i cant afford any kind of gift, virtual or otherwise, but heres a bunny with a pancake on its head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzurePhoenix Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 hehehe, gotta love the bunny... I'm touched, I'm getting that hot and electric feeling that usually only comes from watching a rabid monkey shred a Jehova Witness's eyes with a cooking-whisk I was planning on relaxing tonight, but with such thoughtful gifts I simply must go out on the town and share the gift of mayhem, garotte a few folks, use the dagger to sacrifice their hearts to the Penguin Buddha, and after that, cake and "natchos"! Snail, I hope you won't be offended if I tuck your gift away in the storage closet with Lance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 happy birthday, my favorite crazed maniac. Really, I don't think I'd rather have any other lunatic to become dictator of the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Demosthenes- Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 The coolest peoples' birthedays are in May. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 The coolest peoples' birthedays are in May. With the possible exception of those born in August. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 The coolest peoples' birthedays are in May. Don't you mean, "The coolest peoples' [sic] birthedays [sic] are on May 13th"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustStuit Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Hah, my birthdays in may! Exactly double Phi's on the 26th. As for AzurePhoenix, I give her another year of stress relieving torture on me. Not that she would have stopped anyway Happy Birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Demosthenes- Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Don't you mean, "The coolest peoples' [sic] birthedays [sic'] are on May 13th"? Cool people don't need to spell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In My Memory Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Happy Birthday, Azure! My gift to you, a beauty secret for a lifetime of soft youthful skin: try bathing the blood of at least 2 virgins once a month, prefably during the full moon. Use epsom salt if desired Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted May 6, 2006 Author Share Posted May 6, 2006 Cool people don't need to spell Rite, I keeep furgedding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest danielvalen Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) XXXXXXXXXXHAPPY_B-DAY!!!!XXXXXXXXXXXXX:-) XXXXXXXXXXAzurePhoenix!!!!XXXXXXXXXXXX:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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