Sayonara Posted August 2, 2002 Share Posted August 2, 2002 The asteroid that supposedly killed the dinosaurs did not actually hit the earth - it passed within a few meters of the surface and was pulled around the earth in a gravity slingshot type motion. On its way the null-G field created by the lack of spin between the asteroid and the earth pulled the dinosaurs off the planet and they were carried off into space with it. The asteroid finally landed on Nibiru - the 10th planet, where the Dinosaurs and the Ancients have enjoyed a long and fruitful joint exisitence, frolicking and gambolling through the long cold nights. In 2003 Nibiru will swing by Earth, and the dinosaurs will return by space taxi at the point where the planets are closest and the fare cheapest. The calculations for this are written on my forehead so I don't forget them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafalone Posted August 2, 2002 Share Posted August 2, 2002 I was going to delete this for being blatantly sarcastic, but I thought you all need a good laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafalone Posted August 11, 2002 Share Posted August 11, 2002 It's very Zarkovian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sayonara Posted March 4, 2003 Author Share Posted March 4, 2003 And now it's forever consigned to the place where all the laughter is silenced I vote it gets reposted for a few days every time a pseudogod pops up and starts prattling on about some crap \o/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocBill Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Originally posted by fafalone I was going to delete this for being blatantly sarcastic, but I thought you all need a good laugh Ohhh. He is not serious? Whew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocBill Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Originally posted by Sayonara³ And now it's forever consigned to the place where all the laughter is silenced I vote it gets reposted for a few days every time a pseudogod pops up and starts prattling on about some crap \o/ Not that I matter..but I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sayonara Posted June 11, 2003 Author Share Posted June 11, 2003 Restored for all the right reasons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radical Edward Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 it requires modification though to include time cycles now though I think. because so far it has both zarkovian and Adamesque qualities, but it is lacking a contribution from our latest oracle of pseudoscience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sayonara Posted June 11, 2003 Author Share Posted June 11, 2003 His theories aren't yet developed enough to explain the dinosaurian temporal shift anomaly. Give him time damn you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radical Edward Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 maybe they are caught in some sort of TC loop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthew Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Maybe Mr. T didn't sell enough cereal... thats a proof i suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafalone Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Radical Edward it requires modification though to include time cycles now though I think. because so far it has both zarkovian and Adamesque qualities, but it is lacking a contribution from our latest oracle of pseudoscience. Come on now, isn't it quite obvious the time cycles caused the spin gravity quantum tunnel that transported the dinosaurs to Nibiru through a river of pyramid water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sayonara Posted June 11, 2003 Author Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by fafalone Come on now, isn't it quite obvious the time cycles caused the spin gravity quantum tunnel that transported the dinosaurs to Nibiru through a river of pyramid water? That had me in stitches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavajoEverclear Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 whos the latest oracle? I'm thinking maybe its me, because of my near banning encounter recently(don't know if you know what I mean but I'm sure I would of been banned had I gone further along certain lines). Or is it Michael? Anyway, who cares about Nibiru, I have a brontosaruas swimming in the lake behind my house (as we speak). BTW, why were there so many name changes for bronto (there were, I DO know what i'm talking about(maybe))--- it didn't call it self any of those names anyway so who cares. So i'm not sure if thats the right name for it, but at one time it was. I am talking about the long necked one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rathbaster Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 NavajoEverclear said in post #14 :I have a brontosaruas swimming in the lake behind my house (as we speak). BTW, why were there so many name changes for bronto (there were, I DO know what i'm talking about(maybe))--- it didn't call it self any of those names anyway so who cares. So i'm not sure if thats the right name for it, but at one time it was. I am talking about the long necked one. lol *serious mode* The brontosaurus became the apatosaurus (sp?) because it was discovered that a previous description of the same beastie had been made. Therefore the previous describer got to name the thing. *end serious mode* Your dino is probably a scout for the rest of them. I just wonder who will win the inevitable battle that will break out, the cows or the dinosaurs? On a long drive through Nebraska (or one of those long states full of cows) we developed a theory based on the "clustering" of cows and the lack of people. Obs: 1) Cows are given hundreds of square miles to roam in and yet cluster in tiny areas. Except for a few loners out on hills keeping them in contact. 2) All we saw were cows. Houses were intact but there were no people around. Doors stood open, cars were still, no one. And no way to get to the majority of houses we saw off the highway. Therefore: Cows were getting ready to take over. This was back in '92 so I can only assume they've infiltrated every corner of government. Moral: A bunch of geologists locked in a van for hundred of miles can start coming up with very weird ideas. And if this isn't pseudo-science, I don't know what is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaKiri Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 What about the power generating ability of cats with pieces of buttered toast tied to their backs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rathbaster Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 MrL_JaKiri said in post #16 :What about the power generating ability of cats with pieces of buttered toast tied to their backs? If it didn't involve cats it would be pseudo science. When cats are involved it becomes metaphysics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Theory Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Where will I find the original information on dinos alive and well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSX Posted August 30, 2003 Share Posted August 30, 2003 Chaos Theory said in post #18 :Where will I find the original information on dinos alive and well? Ask Barney the dinosaur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 30, 2003 Share Posted August 30, 2003 Yes, the purple ambassador to the planet of Nibiru. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YT2095 Posted August 30, 2003 Share Posted August 30, 2003 Is that why there hasn`t been any new episodes of the Flintstones then? Jeez I miss them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sayonara Posted January 6, 2004 Author Share Posted January 6, 2004 More evidence from my hyperdimensional resonator two person time machine: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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