In My Memory Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Everyones name is BOB in this new cult I've started. And all eunuchs, too. What if trees could scream? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why? Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 We would hear a lot of screams what if we had no facial expressions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyJoeCool Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Then Keanu (sp?) Reeves (Neo,Constantine) would be normal. What if the world was actually a gigantice spaceship, and it actually is self powered... self heated (aka, doesn't need the sun to keep the surface temperature around 0-100°F).. and was capable of inter-galactic travel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnB Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Astrologers would have a lot of new starsigns to play with. What if civilisation had arisen in the Southern Hemisphere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 What if civilisation had arisen in the Southern Hemisphere?McDonald's would be serving goannaburgers. What if chocolate was the root of all evil instead of money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the tree Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Then I would like chocolate even more... mmmm... sacralicious... What if I ran the world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YT2095 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 you`de have very strong leg muscles afterwards! what if Water (H2O) was actualy Toxic to us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the tree Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Then chemistry would make more sense. What if the USA had, imediately after it's founding, cut off all communication with the rest of the world and decided to be self sufficient? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shush Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Then we'd all be in church on sunday............and monday and tuesday and thursday and friday and saturday and yeah.....again on sunday! What if we had evolved such that thinking wicked thoughts would be intolerably painful? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YT2095 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Masochists would have a field day! what if electrical wiring and pylons really were found to be dangerous to our health? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Perfect Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 WE'd use branches and trees instead of them! what if you could add some other smilies to the smilies of this site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzurePhoenix Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 We'd go overboard on things like "sarcasm" "dry wit" "orgasmic" "righeous fury" and "constipation" What if broccoli took popcorn's place in cinematic culture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YT2095 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Sayonara would watch alot more films bare footed (inside joke). what if Miss Perfect didn`t live in Turkey, but next door to You! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosine Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Sayonara would watch alot more films bare footed (inside joke). what if Miss Perfect didn`t live in Turkey' date=' but next door to You![/quote'] Then I would live in Turkey! what if north america started floating really fast and collided into Europe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YT2095 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 awww that`s not nice! on both counts really. I guess the yanks would have to learn the English language again what if, you were only allowed ONE MORE post here on SFN, what would it be about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why? Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Definately a very very funny joke. What if the early humans never discovered fire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silkworm Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 They would never have started chainsmoking in a futile attempt to kill time before the release of the Playstation 3. What if the Bible was written as a series of pictures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why? Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 That would be pretty cool coz i dont like reading. What if we were ruled by animals, or animals hunted us and ate us like we do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Perfect Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 We could get out of the situation by the power of thinking! what if everyone was invisible? what if Miss Perfect didn`t live in Turkey' date=' but next door to You![/quote'] Where's Turkey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzurePhoenix Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 We'd have to squeeze to determine fatness-levels What if Michael Jackson had been a powerful Egyptian Pharaoh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosine Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 We'd have to squeeze to determine fatness-levels What if Michael Jackson had been a powerful Egyptian Pharaoh? We'd equate Egypt with "pop music." What if we were each put onto our own desert island? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Perfect Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 Then our body would have the same situation as our soul and mind! what if sound traveled faster than light? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevermore Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 You would hear sounds from the future. What if pants were sentient? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyJoeCool Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 there would be a "pants rights movmenet" by some neo-yuppies, and somehow, wearing pants would become illegal... Some might say this would be a good thing! What if the planet was actually shaped like a doughnut (sp?)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Perfect Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 Black holes would suck the planet into them! What if you were the 1 in your avatar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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