Hehe this is funny!

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Proof is proof, or is it?

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I've seen this before except woman was replaced with girl and problems was replaced with evil making girls = evil lol I'll write it out in latex (just cuz I'm bored lol)

$\mbox{girl} = \mbox{time}*\mbox{money}$

time is money

$\mbox{girl} = \mbox{money}^2$

money is the root of all evil

$\mbox{girl} = \sqrt{\mbox{evil}}^2$

so...

$\mbox{girl} = \mbox{evil}$

Nice eh? lol

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alright well this is sad that I put this much thought into this... but I've extended the proof lmao

so we know that $\mbox{girl } = \mbox{ evil}$ or more specifically $|\mbox{evil}|$.

Now absolute power corrupts absolutely...

$|\mbox{power}| = |\mbox{corruption}|$

Corruption is evil...

$|\mbox{power}| = |\mbox{evil}|$

And if we subsitute the equivalent of absolute evil (absolute power) we get...

$\mbox{girls} = |\mbox{power}|$

... girls having absolute power

This of course agrees with current theorys lmao, I'd say theres a conspiracy afoot, if I was that kinda guy

Lolll

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actually impressed....how long did that take u to think up CanadaAotS?

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why does women = time * money and not women = time + money?

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why does women = time * money and not women = time + money?

Because the proof wouldn't work that way.

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why does women = time * money and not women = time + money?

- that's true. I originally saw this proof for 'teletubbies', for which it worked, because they were the PRODUCT of time and money (hence multiplication)...

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