Phi for All Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 7 minutes ago, Peterkin said: and the one half maraschino cherry we fought over. To be fair, my mom bought Del Monte fruit cocktail, and they showed you exactly what you were getting: One measly half of a maraschino cherry! And you're right, it was a prize and it NEVER went into the stupid Jello. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StringJunky Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 2 hours ago, Phi for All said: To be fair, my mom bought Del Monte fruit cocktail, and they showed you exactly what you were getting: One measly half of a maraschino cherry! And you're right, it was a prize and it NEVER went into the stupid Jello. You could sue them for not containing "halved-cherries" (pl.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordief Posted September 22, 2021 Author Share Posted September 22, 2021 26 minutes ago, StringJunky said: You could sue them for not containing "halved-cherries" (pl.) You cannot fight the Man from Del Monte 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StringJunky Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 3 hours ago, StringJunky said: You could sue them for not containing "halved-cherries" (pl.) Their lawyers claimed they're referring to "the cherries" they use in the "combination of five fruits". The amount of cherries you get is half of one. It's like Flip Wilson's All-You-Can-Drink-For-A-Dime Lemonade Stand. You already had a cup? Well, that's all you can drink for a dime! 2 hours ago, geordief said: You cannot fight the Man from Del Monte How corny! I'm sure there's a peas full resolution for those that carrot all. Lettuce stand together in hominy! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterkin Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Hey! I thought we were against vegetables in aspic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVat Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Are there any aspics of this topic we haven't covered? More depth can be found in collagen universities, perhaps. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zapatos Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 42 minutes ago, TheVat said: Are there any aspics of this topic we haven't covered? More depth can be found in collagen universities, perhaps. 😆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordief Posted September 22, 2021 Author Share Posted September 22, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, Phi for All said: How corny! I'm sure there's a peas full resolution for those that carrot all. Lettuce stand together in hominy! Are we allowed ad hominyms now ? Edited September 22, 2021 by geordief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zapatos Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 2 hours ago, Phi for All said: How corny! I'm sure there's a peas full resolution for those that carrot all. Lettuce stand together in hominy! Only a dad could come up with a joke like that! 😆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 9 minutes ago, geordief said: Are we allowed ad hominyms now ? You'll take a cut in celery for re-using a vegetable, but you've bean a good sprout, so we won't beet your gourd or squash your melon. 5 minutes ago, zapatos said: Only a dad could come up with a joke like that! 😆 Dads are rad! Or rad-ish.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordief Posted September 23, 2021 Author Share Posted September 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, Phi for All said: You'll take a cut in celery for re-using a vegetable, but you've bean a good sprout, so we won't beet your gourd or squash your melon. It's a squishy slope that comes to no gourd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zapatos Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 48 minutes ago, geordief said: It's a squishy slope that comes to no gourd. LOL! All of this because of your misunderstanding of what Jello is. Well done! 😅 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimreepr Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 13 hours ago, geordief said: It's a squishy slope that comes to no gourd. Am I still black? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordief Posted September 23, 2021 Author Share Posted September 23, 2021 1 hour ago, dimreepr said: Am I still black? Currantly 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Country Boy Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 No, "Jello" is a brand name- for a type of gelatine, not jelly. (Unless "jelly" is used in England to mean gelatine rather than a fruit spread for bread.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zapatos Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, Country Boy said: No, "Jello" is a brand name- for a type of gelatine, not jelly. (Unless "jelly" is used in England to mean gelatine rather than a fruit spread for bread.) Welcome to the party! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 43 minutes ago, geordief said: Currantly Berry good! I plum forgot about those! Possibly the kiwi all need! 3 minutes ago, Country Boy said: No, "Jello" is a brand name- for a type of gelatine, not jelly. (Unless "jelly" is used in England to mean gelatine rather than a fruit spread for bread.) That's radicchio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVat Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 "Phi for All" is starting to make way more sense to me as a forum moniker. In the presence of such stunning punning virtuosity, it could cause my art to choke! Is it time to plantain other topic? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 33 minutes ago, TheVat said: Is it time to plantain other topic? I don't think the OP was ex pectin such a fruity bunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordief Posted September 23, 2021 Author Share Posted September 23, 2021 10 minutes ago, Phi for All said: I don't think the OP was ex pectin such a fruity bunch. Oh,peas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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