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Temporal consequences of worshipping Satan in the Middle Ages


Hans de Vries

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Ok... I am a medieval guy living approx 1300 AD.

I've had a vision that the Chrisitan God is false and in reality Satan more worthy of worship.

I set up an altair in my house consisting of a goat's head and a Pentagram. I gather a small group of followers and start practicing the religion. The practices are rather minimalistic, just invoking "Ave Satan!", homosexual sex and self flagellation. 

After some time someone denounces me to the authorities.... what happens?

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Is this a joke, because I haven't heard this one.  

I don't know, what happens?

Edited:  Wait!  I got it, a group of zealots break through the door and yell, "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

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1 hour ago, Bufofrog said:

Is this a joke, because I haven't heard this one.  

I don't know, what happens?

Edited:  Wait!  I got it, a group of zealots break through the door and yell, "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

They are time travellers?

The Spanish Inquisition was set up in the 15th century,wasn't it?

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Inquisition

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5 hours ago, geordief said:

They are time travellers?

The Spanish Inquisition was set up in the 15th century,wasn't it?

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Inquisition

@Bufofrog is referring to the other, rather niche, Spanish Inquisition...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spanish_Inquisition_(Monty_Python)

(I can't seem to embed a video)

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