ku Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Judge in hot water over masturbation claims Oklahoma's Attorney-General wants a state judge removed on suspicion he frequently masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections while his court was in session. Attorney-General Drew Edmondson filed a petition with state judicial authorities seeking the removal of Sapulpa District Judge Donald Thompson, 57, for "conduct constituting an offence involving moral turpitude in violation of the Oklahoma Constitution". Mr Thompson is not immediately available for comment. The judge, elected to the bench in the state's non-partisan judicial elections, is based about 130 kilometres north-east of Oklahoma City. In the petition, the Attorney-General alleges Mr Thompson used a penis pump, a device billed as providing sexual pleasure and promising better erections and larger penis size, during trials. The Attorney-General also says he exposed himself to a court reporter several times while masturbating on the bench. "On one occasion, Ms (Lisa) Foster saw Judge Thompson holding his penis up and shaving underneath it with a disposable razor while on the bench," the petition reads. Several witnesses, including jurors in Mr Thompson's court and police officers called to testify in trials, say in the petition they heard the "swooshing" sound of a penis pump during trials. They say they saw the judge slumped in his chair, with his elbows on his knees, working the device. The witnesses say the pump sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up. According to the petition, Mr Thompson admitted he had a penis pump under the bench during a murder trial but he told investigators it was a gag gift from a friend. The petition also charges Mr Thompson with firing his former court reporter after she cooperated with investigators. --Reuters http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200406/s1140012.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c dawg Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 thats gross and sick and wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dak Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 He'll probably get in trouble for perverting the course of justice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radiohead Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 That's...very odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swansont Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 While a colleague was known as the "hanging judge," he wanted to be known as the "hung judge." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornelius Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Read about this a while back, why did you have to refresh my memory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SorceressPol Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 "On one occasion, Ms (Lisa) Foster saw Judge Thompson holding his penis up and shaving underneath it with a disposable razor while on the bench," the petition reads. That must have been horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 "On one occasion, Ms (Lisa) Foster saw Judge Thompson holding his penis up and shaving underneath it with a disposable razor while on the bench," the petition reads.[/quote']That must have been horrible.I agree, disposable razors are pretty tacky and not an environmentally sound choice either. Seriously, disgraceful behavior from an erected official. I'm glad he was exposed and I hope he gets a stiff sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ydoaPs Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 i wonder if he knows this guy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yialanliu Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 dam nasty! but u know he can't get it up cuz he needs a pump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Kirby Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 I'm certain that this judge is not the only wanker to ever preside over a court of law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzurePhoenix Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 Seriously, disgraceful behavior from an erected official. I'm glad he was exposed and I hope he gets a stiff sentence. oops, fixed the error If only you weren't married... .... Anyway, that sounds about right from what my father tells me about the degenerating legal system (he being a cop). In time, I'm sure something will come up that will make this look like child's play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 If only you weren't married... ....If only my wife didn't feel threatened by your youth.... Hey, you left off "erected" from erected official when you quoted me. It was a triple play, a hat trick of pun architecture. Threesomes aren't working for me lately, it seems.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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