ecoli Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Hey, I lost my glasses does anybody know where they are? I have the case, but no glasses. Please help! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Check the top of your head. Or in the bathroom. I never liked those glasses anyway. They make you look like Andy Warhol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted June 9, 2005 Author Share Posted June 9, 2005 there not on my head... I'll check the bathroom ps. That picture IS Andy Warhol...not me. lol... edit: not in the bathroom either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flareon Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Check around your night stand; maybe you knocked them off while fumbling for the snooze button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 You can't drive without them, right? So they have to be where you last drove to. Are you sure you checked everywhere in the bathroom? On top of the towel rack? What about over by the scented candle your mom loves but your dad thinks is too big? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted June 9, 2005 Author Share Posted June 9, 2005 I don't need them to drive, but I'm srpposed to take an eye exam soon, and I need them for the exam. My subsriction is not that strong. It's a weird effect, actually... my left eye is near sighted and my right eye is far-sighted, so it kind of compensates, so I can see near and far very well, if I use both eyes. edit: I checked in all the places, except for the candle...parent's don't have one, and no dice. I have a horrible feeling that I lost them in school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 It's a weird effect, actually... my left eye is near sighted and my right eye is far-sighted, so it kind of compensates, so I can see near and far very well, if I use both eyes.If you can see near and far very well with both eyes, your glasses must be lost somewhere in between. Seriously, look around where you keep the case. Start looking in a spiral pattern using your left eye, and as the spiral gets wider, switch to your right eye. If you haven't passed out after 10 minutes, you should stumble across your glasses. Then put them in the case and staple it to your forhead. WARNING: This may make you look even more like Andy Warhol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted June 9, 2005 Author Share Posted June 9, 2005 Ahh... forum humor is so satisfying...Oh well, it looks as if I'm going to go without my glasses, because I past out at 9.5 minutes. So there's no hope for me. It's a good thing I don't look anything like Andy Warhol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted June 9, 2005 Author Share Posted June 9, 2005 Well, I'm off to my doctor's apointment without my glasses Thank your phi and flareon for trying to help me out. See ya later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phi for All Posted June 11, 2005 Share Posted June 11, 2005 See ya later!Are you trying to be funny here? So how did the exam go? Did you pass? Better one, better two? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazybean Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 I have your glasses. I'm keeping them hostage. If you phone the police, I will kill them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted June 12, 2005 Author Share Posted June 12, 2005 Are you trying to be funny here? So how did the exam go? Did you pass? Better one' date=' better two?[/quote'] Exam was ok, I did well enough without my glasses so it didn't matter that much. I have your glasses. I'm keeping them hostage. If you phone the police' date=' I will kill them.[/quote'] OMG!! Please give them back *tear* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iglak Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 did you find them? do you often walk around without wearing them? if so, check your glove compartment. check around the computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnB Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Seriously, try the dirty clothes basket. If you had them on your head when you took your shirt off, they may have got tangled up in the shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecoli Posted June 18, 2005 Author Share Posted June 18, 2005 Glasses still missing.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzurePhoenix Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 After days of in depth investigation, I've been led to the conclusion that the aforementioned glasses were indeed NOT abducted and taken hostage, but actually fled the brutal conditions of the Ecoli household in order to join a traveling carnival hosted by renegade watches, two top hats, and a monacol. P.S. The carnival in question is currently making it's way through the small Kansas town of Tabberknacky Haven. Be warned, they have pure-bred attack monkeys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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