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Scientific insults for people with a room temperature IQ


Silvestru

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Hello guys,

 

I was hoping to start a topic where we could friendly insult each other in a scientific way just for laughs.

 

Stuff like:

 

"You got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching."

or

"Your wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead." "You are so dense that light bends around you." etc

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I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

 

I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

 

I've been trying to see things from your point of view, but I cannot get my head that far up my ass.

 

You're clearly unmolested by enlightenment.

 

I'd have better luck picking up a turd by the clean end than engaging in an intelligible conversation with you.

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I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

 

I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

 

I've been trying to see things from your point of view, but I cannot get my head that far up my ass.

 

You're clearly unmolested by enlightenment.

 

I'd have better luck picking up a turd by the clean end than engaging in an intelligible conversation with you.

Destroyer quotes and so funny! Like it iNow.

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Your argument reminds me of the mathematical description of a black hole in general relativity: It seems quite complex, but in reality there is no point.

 

 

(Also, tangent, but it just occurred to me as I was writing this that the distance within which an event horizon will appear is literally called the Black Shield Radius).

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Wow...I've had diarrheas better formed than that idea/argument.

 

I can explain it for you, but I can't understand it for you.

 

If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.

 

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.

 

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a better argument than that.

 

You're as useless as a knitted condom.

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Wow...I've had diarrheas better formed than that idea/argument.

 

I can explain it for you, but I can't understand it for you.

 

If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.

 

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.

 

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a better argument than that.

 

You're as useless as a knitted condom.

 

I've missed the old barbed iNow

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Your mind is like Schrodinger's cat. We don't know if it's dead or alive.

 

2 + 2 = 4

See that? That's the mathematical proof you're wrong.

 

I see your intelligence has reached rock bottom.

And proceeded to dig.

 

You really think this could work?

That makes 1.

 

Your brain might as well be made of Swiss cheese for all the holes in your argument.

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