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AzurePhoenix

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About AzurePhoenix

  • Birthday 05/05/1986

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  • Location
    Flagstaff AZ (Phoenix is home)
  • Interests
    Reading (fantasy, suspense/thriller, sci-fi, starwars and sci-non-fi), camping/hiking/kayaking, swimming, soccer, rampant nymphomaniacal fornication, the sacrificial immolation of infants to the demon-god Moloch, and plotting the demise of 90+% of the human population in my bid for absolute rule as Empress of civilization. Also like to cook.
  • College Major/Degree
    Bachelors of Zoology
  • Favorite Area of Science
    Zoology & evobio, plus others
  • Biography
    Slightly sociopathic, somewhat ocd, occasionally hypnagogic, and nymphomaniacal with a penchant for rationalistic empiricism, pragmatically utilitarian moral relativism & speculatively Ignostic Critical Atheism
  • Occupation
    Current coffee-jockey and fulltime student, former pigeon-butcher and wildlife rehabilitator (maybe hopefully an opening at a zoo soon!)

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  1. I want a kakapo!

    1. Cap'n Refsmmat

      Cap'n Refsmmat

      I prefer African Grey myself. There was even one named after me.

    2. AzurePhoenix

      AzurePhoenix

      Pfft, you were named after HIM pal. Long after.

    3. Cap'n Refsmmat

      Cap'n Refsmmat

      They looked into the future, saw what an inspiration I'd be, and preemptively named the parrot. You didn't realize that?

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