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mister_me

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  1. I think that aliens created the pyramids and then gave the credit over to humans. Pyramids are like the ancient form of crop circles.
  2. I have no clue what you guys are saying but it sounds smart.:stupid: :slaphead:
  3. Would somebody tell me that I'm not the only rational person on this topic. What's up with these crazy hippies who would rather sit and let muslim fanatics destroy the world while we just wait for them to kill us? When somebody goes phsyco and peaceful negotiations don't work because somebody with nukes is threatening to use them, you have to go to war. And they had no right to drag in MLK Jr.. He was for peace. War brings peace where no peace exists. Not sitting on your butt and leading peace marches. What am I missing here? Am I the only stupid person or do others agree with me? :scratch: :scratch: :feedback: :scratch: :confused:
  4. Because I'm a paranoid story teller
  5. I'm deeply sorry about you wanting a girlfriend over this forrum (hey, being lesbian is your god-given right), but I think that this guy could be your boyfriend. He likes those gordeous female scientist types. Good luck and best wishes to you and your search for deep relationships.
  6. God made Addam and Eve... not Addam and Steve. "And man looked on the woman and said it was good." -The Bible (somewhere)
  7. mister_me

    helllpp

    Not many people have this much time. Didn't your mommy ever tell you not to put things off to the last minute unless you were really good at doing things at the last minute?
  8. Not anymore, but they are still good.
  9. Once, when I was making pancakes for breakfast, I decided that since pancake batter is gooey and marshmellows are too then both should go together. Just put some miniture marshmellows into the top of the batter after pouring it on the gridle and when you flip the pancake over, the marshmellows disintegrate ! Flip the pancakes onto your plate with the marshmellow side facing up, and add some: 1. whip cream with strawberries or 2. syrup (strawberry, maple, blueberry, chocolate, etc.) Down your delicious waffle pancakes with a tall glass of Nesquick (none of that Ovaltine shit) and a couple of multi vitamins (to helps to reduce the severity of the acne you most likely will aquire from this sugar rich breakfast). mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............ :owned: THIS STUFF IS GOOD!!!
  10. If you want more power than 3 gigs, then you could get a dual processor machine from Alienware. They work great. Their only downside is that they require these huge fans to cool them. They sound somewhere between a blow dryer and a vacuum cleaner when in use. 2.8 gigs is just fine. Why would you possibly spend huge money for .2 more gigs? Actually, Dell has some good deals. Dude, get a Dell.:cool2:
  11. The best thing you could do for it would be to give your computer plenty of rest and a hot cup of turkey broth with extra salt. And maybe some flu medicine. By the way, I'm not responsible for anything that may happen to your computer because of this addvice that you might follow.
  12. Isn't it amazing? Maybe an intelligent being created this planet the way it is so that we would have everything that we need. I don't think that they would just create us and leave us on a wasteland of a planet, would they now? That's not very resposible of an over-intelligent being.
  13. Of course you would do all you could to make sure that they wouldn't rebel. I'm such a great leader, though, that nobody would have a reason to rebel. Just refrain from mass slaughter.:flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame::flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame:
  14. HEY FAF I'm Cuban and I hope some of my homies drown your Miami ass:rant: , unless you were just kidding. Don't pick on foriegners just because you are hardcore American. By the way, Merry Christmas. Wisdom is knowledge in the right hands.
  15. Started reading "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy, by J.R.R. Tolkien for the fifth time. I can't get enough of it! Awesome movies, too. The Two Towers movie was way better than the Fellowship of the Ring. Lots of fighting. I cant stand reading way technical stuff like "Time Travel in Einstein's Universe". Makes me want to throw up. And muslims are bass akwards. They got everything screwed up in their qoran. They are irritating.:down:
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  17. History and philosophy don't belong in the same category but both are interesting subjects. FAF! Some people do care about history and pseudoscience. I want people to remember that there were crazy muslims and idiot President Clintons. That stuff sure beats other boring subjects like math and english. If we had history then this site would have EVERYTHING.... I think your opinion isn't holding, faf. History rocks.:bravo::haha:
  18. I'm not a Nazi so I wouldn't kill them all. Mass slaughter is just wrong. You just have to hope that they don't rebel. Are you a Nazi?:flame:
  19. The problem with exiling ignorant citizens and submitting them to all kinds of shit is that they rebel and kill the emperor. But that still sounds like a good idea. You just would have to beef up security. and grammar books
  20. Well, I don't know exactly what's in nicotine but I do know that one drop of it in your blood will kill you. I know that there are over 42,000 chemicals in tobacco smoke and some of those chemicals include plutonium 2 10 (used in atomic bombs) and other heavy crap that will make you feel like bull pucket. If you were considering smoking or anything that involves tobacco, then don't even think of starting. :flame: It'll kill you.:haha: ya
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