Phi for All

I think Hallmark stinks too. Last week's winner was sent to Kansas City and we got nothing but cheesy, rhyming greeting cards from him.

What kind of souvenir will you send us from San Diego?

Or perhaps a 3D picture of one. That's a holo thuro idea.

What's your favorite thing about San Diego?

Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks!

This is me, updating my Status from completely inexperienced at updating my status to moderately inexperienced at updating my status. I started this on my Profile page from a box underneath my Achievements.

... but to be truly enlightened, you must bee your pants.

"Get back, get back, get back to where you once belonged." -some British band

Absolutely. This week's prize is an all-expense-paid trip to San Diego.

Ah yes, this is a different version of the avatar I had for years, a Hubble telescope photo of the Helix nebula. I love the way it looks like an eye in space.

Congratulations on being promoted to Resident Expert!

Congratulations on the promotion, Mr. Physics Expert. Long overdue, imo.

Congratulations on the promotion!

Done.

Happy belated birthday, Dave!

Happy Birthday, Vindhya!

Happy Birthday, you extra-terrestrial madman!

Happy Birthday! Where have you been?

Happy Birthday!

Hey there, hello and welcome!

Hi! What part of Malaysia are you in?

I love the solitude of the desert, but I'm like you; I'll take sea breezes over melting any day. Temperature is like golf; 75 is much better than 100.

I think this one just has the eye and face superimposed over a star field. I found another one I liked a lot but the eyelashes had a lot of mascara, and I hardly wear any.

I upload them from my eye-Pod, of course.

It means you're past the probationary period, and are now eligible for a discount when using the snack machines in the Lounge. Don't buy the Mars bars, unless your Curiosity is insatiable. Welcome.

No one could take as much time to tell a short joke and make it hilarious as Flip Wilson. I still tell my daughter about the success of his childhood lemonade stand....