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PBS tackled that topic a little while back. You should check out the program:

 

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/makeemlaugh/

Thanks .i am giving this a look.

The title of this thread describes the question.

I am trying to come up with a "Magic" formula / flowchart which somebody could follow to try and make jokes.

I am more importantly looking for patterns which could suggest certain things being associated with funny.

Didn't think about that.

Presuming the theory is correct.

Would there be anyway to stop cellular process this way but with another element.

If you where to inject Ion (oxygen) (negative charged) into the human body more specificity body cells would this cause cellular processes to shut down such as the electron transport chain in respiration.

Which ones , and how long.

What?

Urea break down into ammonia which was and is still used in bleach.

sulphic acid doesn't exist.

 

sulphuric acid does, but making it is very dangerous.

Sorry my English is bad , i thought it was something like nitric acid .

Still can it be obtained from some biological organisms.

Does anybody know how to make sulphic acid out of organic compound readably available .

more info

A friend of mine did it and challenge me to see if i can do it.

I am pretty sure it was some fluid from some insect but i have no idea.

Could be CL ?

hahaha

You are not the only one to laugh at that.

Could it be possible to extract the anti bacterial or pain killing substances (not for use since there won't be enough for use just to say i have done it.)

LoL love having arguments i mean civilised conversational debates with those stupid i mean with those people who haven;t been given a basic bio lesson.

I have often wonder about a collective forming , afterall if you look at our society (in MED countrys) we are like agigantic body . We have telephoen and internet - nerves , We have roads - blood / lympth , we have farms - leaves , we have sewers - lympth sewage farm -kidneys government - brain e.t.c.

See we are like a great big body.

I knew you wouldn't get anything useful of this.

Would the enzymes be pulled to the electrodes ?

Also can saliva be used for anything?

Then why bother to post anything?

So he will waste his time on that instead of things that actually work , also the basic thing that are there can be used.

There is one simple method which could heat water 1000's of time hotter 1000's of time quicker than anyother suggestion but it's not possable yet.

Putting it in the sun --(not including time it takes to get there)--.

LoL i am going to learn Brain**** .

Well actually water makes up 99% of saliva's total composition, so your yield of other such proteins and whatnot, would be rather frugal. The remaining 1% consists primarilly of sodium, potassium, chloride bicarbonate phosphate ions and such, trace quantities of mucus, trace amounts of peroxide, thiocyanate, other antibacterials and such.

 

The main enzymes are a- amylase, lingual lipase, lactoperoxidase, lactoferrin immunoglobin a, and various lysozymes, as well as trace amounts of tons of minor enzymes. It also contains various suspended human cells, and trace amounts of a strong painkiller; opiorphin.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saliva#Contents

 

Here's a little more on the antimicrobial agents within saliva, if you're interested:

 

http://jdr.sagepub.com/cgi/content/full/81/12/807

Thanks , thats what i was looking for.

Just one more thing , Wouldn't the enzymes be broken down in the procceder.

ps: sorry for my bad english.

Wrong in every major respect.

Do you think i am really going to tell him how to do it.

You might get oxygen and hydrogen from the water present in it...but it would depend on the pH as well...the enzyme amylase will have a different polarity depending on the pH so it might act differently. you might even be able to seperate other enzymes out as well

Thats basicly what i want to know , since not all of the enzyme's are made out of Carbon Hydrgen Oxygen they have other thing in them. The same as with cheek cells ,calcium from the teach and other impurity's.

What i would like to find out is roughly what i should get if i did this?

In short: it's the year 2009, and it's safety first - regardless of any benefits of risks being taken.And I think it's a wise decision of this forum to play it by the rules.

I laughed for like ten minutes after that because it is just so true.

Have you considered using no oxidisation , e.g. Sodium bicarbonate and vinegar.

or you could try , carbon and hydrogen peroxide.

Easaly ,

You can make ammonia by just leaving your urine in a bottle for about 3 weeks.

You can make Nitric acid by heating ammonia up.

You can make Potassium Nitrate by putting it on your faeces (poo) for a couple of mouths and taking the white crystals

You can make phosphorus by boiling it , running the gas into a condenser and into a bowl of water.

I can't see how this would work , how ever for the person doing this it may act upon them as a placebo causing them to think they have lost weight.

Hydrogen per oxide it probably your best bet at killing pathogens , after that you may want to boil it for about an hour , that should get rid of everything.

I suppose one could seal about a dozen eggs in a jar and wait for them to rot. Then, all that's left is to reduce the hydrogen sulfide produced with sulfur dioxide.

How much Hydrogen Sulphide can be made by using about 12 regular eggs.

Just out of interest , i love starting with thing which are describe as being waste and turning them into things which amaze people.

electrolysis of saliva , the other day i just thought what would happen if you where to do this . I worked out you would get Oxygen and Hydrogen but having little to no experience with anything to do with saliva i have no idea.