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SorceressPol

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  1. The Dragon Slayer Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death. One day, he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed. The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote. The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth and, for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't care less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, refused to pay. The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's shorts. The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer... MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your bills
  2. I collect books. I usually buy a book whenever I go inside a grocery store, or a book store. Which is why I try to stay far away from Borders and Barnes and Nobles when I'm broke.
  3. If it was ten years ago when people actually expelled effort on graffiti, it wouldn't bother me. Most of those add-ons to the billboards were ugly. Why bother doing that stuff if you're not even gonna make it look good?
  4. Man, you guys watch too much fracking television.
  5. Because if I let them marry multiple people at once, they're going to have 50 children, and then decide to get a divorce just to annoy me. I am way too lazy to sort that crap out.
  6. If it be a Ritz, ye can call me Polly.
  7. 1. Freedom of religion until they start complaining or killing people. After that, they get to worship whatever comes into my mind. 2. Why in the world would I make homosexuality illegal? How could I possibly enforce that? Send agents to fog up some poor guy's windows to see if he's boinking another man? That's a waste of resources. People could marry whoever they want to as long as it's one person, who's 18 and up, and isn't forced into it. 3. The country is going to have an official language, and you have to learn that language before you come into the country. 4. Overcrowding of prisons leads to whining, so I would have to apply the death sentence to rapists and child molesters. 5. If I go on vacation I'm gonna go to a place on hunting grounds. So if protesters show up and end up getting shot, that's not my fault. 6. Fox will never be allowed to cancel anymore shows unless it's crap like Johnny Zero.
  8. I used to do that for fun, but then I found something else to distract me.
  9. Fantasy, and I'm a huge David Eddings fan.
  10. I have a question. Why is it that it's mostly guys that get really freaked out by gays. Most women I know don't care.
  11. I'm all over the board when it comes to movies. I love romance, sci-fi, horror, musicals, old disney, fantasy, action adventure, and anime.
  12. You have me cracking up laughing because I was unable to pay attention in an ADD thread.
  13. ADHD affects people in a lot of different ways. Some may have it mildly, or have an extreme case, but it usually gets out of hand in a classroom environment, or when ADHDers have children. It's also hard to diagnose sometimes because there are different forms of it. They all get lumped under ADHD, which can confuse people because that's the hypertension one. I have ADD which means I have alot of the ADHD symptoms, but I'm not hyper. It's a pain the ass being ADD, especially dealing with normal people. Normal people are always going on about how they do the same things that we do, so how is ADD a real problem. It's a problem because it does not interfere with their lives. Here are some examples. 1. I am up till 4 in the morning almost everyday because my mind will not shut up. 2. I can hyperfocus on my button for about an hour when I'm supposed to be working on an essay 3. It takes me three tries to get my glasses or another object from my room because I will get distracted by something and completely forget about them 4. Another bad thing about ADD is that you usually end up having other disorders. In my case OCD, and Hypersensitivity 5. This happens nearly everyday. Not once a week, a month, or a couple times a year. Everyday.
  14. I looked up some sites, and some popped up stating that most mental illnesses start at age 14, at least in America. Would that have any contributions to the IQ test results? http://www.coolnurse.com/mental_healthusa.htm
  15. Aren't the female lions the ones that do the main hunting in the prides?
  16. She is gorgeous. She must take after her mother.
  17. From my personal experiences, no. Lucid dreaming has usually left me exhausted, and led to a very bad night when I went through sleep paralysis. Regular rem has never caused any of those side effects for me.
  18. Thanks Swansont for answering. But if the laser cleaning process could go much quicker would it still be better to use chemical products around the house?
  19. Ok, yes I'm completely laser illiterate. Q. I was wondering since lasers are used in cleaning paintings, and conserving old cathedrals, could they be utilized in everyday housework? Such as cleaning counters and carpets instead of using chemical products.
  20. YT, my sentiments exactly. I know there are activists for pretty much any group out there, but how can anyone justify a person's right to hurt a child?
  21. I have pretty stable control over my empathy so I wouldn't want it to go away. Besides trying to remove empathy could bring about harsh consequences. How would you be able to control how much of the empathy that you want removed. During an incredibly stressful situation, I blocked it out, but that made me a very cold person. It took a while for me to get back my normal emotions.
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