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  1. koti

    Trump's youngest kid during todays inauguration looks like he's mad to be there instead of sitting at home torturing small animals.

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    2. Function

      Function

      Quite an unsettling and inappropriate thing to say

    3. koti

      koti

      Compared to Trump's faux pas over the period of his campaign mine is a minor one. Especially considering that what I wrote is obviously a sarcastic joke.

    4. swansont

      swansont

      I don't care if it's a joke. It's over the line and a violation of rule 2.1.

  2. koti

    I just brushed my teeth with Bepanthen baby cream. Parenting is such a blessing.

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    2. sethoflagos

      sethoflagos

      Easily done. Managed to do the same thing with Boots antiseptic cream last week.

       

      Senior moment?

       

      One day it'll be the jungle formula Daktarin I suppose.

    3. koti

      koti

      I don't feel old, its the lack of sleep and constant things to do with the baby doing that to me. As for the boot antiseptic you are a winner by far :) I've visited Lagos on business a few times btw. Now that you mentioned it, a boot antiseptic might be a good idea next time Im there.

    4. sethoflagos

      sethoflagos

      Next time you're here, PM me you're whereabouts if you've a free few hours to kill.

       

      Can't imagine why, but we don't get so many visitors.

       

      ;-)

  3. koti

    I think there should be a seperate sub forum titled "vicious circle subjects" for the following subjects: Is there God? , Is abortion ethical? Is suicide ethical? And all politics.

    1. Sriman Dutta

      Sriman Dutta

      We can discuss those topics in Ethics and Politics forums.

    2. Raider5678

      Raider5678

      Or, we can just move them over to the "These discussions will NEVER end" sub forum like koti suggested.

    3. StringJunky

      StringJunky

      The answers are dependent on who's talking about them; there are no objective ones.

  4. koti

    The right wing carps are euforic that Christmas is coming.

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    2. StringJunky

      StringJunky

      It's harming stock levels.

    3. koti

      koti

      The fish are not aware that they will be eaten, they live in sweet unknowing bliss and have no idea that at the last minute they will be cooked.

    4. StringJunky

      StringJunky

      We anthropomorphise our carp and the big ones have names.

  5. koti

    I am proud of myself and my partner. We hae a 6 month old, after my partner obviously refused to drink, one of the guests at a gettogether at our place last night stated that brestfeeding doesnt make sense after 6 months as the mothers milk becomes null nutritionally. Both me and my partner managed not to engage in conversation which would inevitably result in me having an episode.

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    2. koti

      koti

      I honestly believe that it was better for me not to engage.

    3. koti

      koti

      That might have been the case.

  6. koti

    All US citizens please accept my condolences. Also, I heard there's a huge party at Putin's place tonight. We are all officially screwed.

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    2. StringJunky

      StringJunky

      We live in interesting times.

       

    3. koti

      koti

      I agree.

    4. Raider5678

      Raider5678

      Well, far as I know Donald Trump's plan for space it to focus on deep space exploration, which I'm into. Sadly he's turning away from focusing on global warming, but with all 3 branches republican I don't think all the research we could provide would do anything.

  7. koti

    "Déjàbrew" (noun) - Slowly remembering things you did while drunk.

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    2. Raider5678

      Raider5678

      Like posting "I'm Drunk" on this site? :P

    3. koti

      koti

      Exactly.

       

    4. Raider5678

      Raider5678

      lol

  8. koti

    Ah, life...5 hours in family court again this morning. 7th year of unwinnable mayhem continues.

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    2. StringJunky

      StringJunky

      You do it how you feel comfortable

    3. koti

      koti

      Thats it. Now I need to find out what will be comfortable.

    4. Function

      Function

      Not a bit better in Belgium. Wanting something can get you in front of juvenile court rather quickly here (I didn't do anything wrong. Familial matters.)

  9. koti

    No fever but I feel like crap and I can feel it in my throat that something is getting me.

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    2. koti

      koti

      Yeah, inhalations are supposed to work good.

    3. StringJunky

      StringJunky

      I've given it to my sis-in-law; you'd think she's got man flu; she's 'dying'. :D

    4. koti

      koti

      My head today is officialy the density of a neutron star due to the amount of snot in my sinuses. On the good side- I don't feel like dying anymore.

  10. koti

    About half of the threads in the new content feed are spam bots posting spam. Is there something that can be done?

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    2. andrewcellini

      andrewcellini

      Eddie Murphy, excellent choice :P

    3. koti

      koti

      Well, the old Eddie Murphy is realy awesome. I highly recomend standup which this is taken from - "Delirious"

    4. koti

      koti

      Should have said "the young eddie murphy" The old one is burnt out unfortunately.

  11. koti

    Our sons teeth started to come out. I must admit that it's a "magical" process on more than one level.

    1. StringJunky

      StringJunky

      Tooth Fairy is going to be busy and have a lighter purse then.

    2. koti

      koti

      He's five and a half months old so it's that "other" kind of magic. When he gets into the high frequencies while crying it drives me nuts.

    3. StringJunky

      StringJunky

      A glassful of whisky for you and a bottle topful for him then.

  12. koti

    If I know from experience that I will suffer afterwards if I cut in some realy hot peppers into my spaghetti tonight and I'm still gonna do it, does this fall into some kind of mental condition? :P

    1. StringJunky

      StringJunky

      The effect afterwards is quite something. I've had a tindaloo curry and it's just mind-blowingly hot... it's almost like a drug.

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