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  1. The responses i get on this site are pointless and unhelpful. I dont see that my credibility is an issue. If this is how people help solve an issue such as mine then i wont be giving any. The next time this problem occurs i suggest you direct them to the ukas website and do a search for forensic labs. You will have to call several before you find one that can meet their specific requirements. But they do exist. It doesnt "suck" and that "is not the just way it is". However there are probably public bodies that can help. Food standards agency or something. Im slightly curious to who they are? Anyone know?
  2. I have only just asked the police if they would perform the tests. The lab say that it will take 10-28 days to get the results, so i wont known until next month. When i do i will post the name of the drug. Provided it is identifyable
  3. Im confused, what do you mean there are alot of people who can tell me my problem? Your not implying im mental again are you? Why is there only 1 person who can answer my question? Who would that be? Just so You all know i did contact the police, they said "we would not conduct testing, unless we found you dead with some food in front of you". Not entirely helpful. Please feel free to contact the moderator, that is not my decision, that is why there is a report abuse button. Yes i have found an answer to my question on my own, i just find it hard to believe that nobody on this site can answer it themselves. Though i am now looking into public bodies, other than the police.
  4. Lmao. Still dont see an answer to my question. Unlike you, Im am not a phd wanna be. If i wanted one, i could get one. Im Quite capable of that. So you think the answer to my question is to call me mental. I see why your lacking a phd. The public analyst job is to protect the consumer from the sale of contaminted food. Once sold (in a safe state) their job is complete. Protecting goods after the sale is beyond their remit. It does make that quite clear on their website. I dont remember a thread discussing mods. Perhaps you Could remind me or explain that accroym. Are you refering to the medical operational database system? Oh and if you dont know anything about poison testing labs then dont post a answer to a question regarding them!
  5. Dear site administrator. I believe that this post with be reported in an attempt to ban me from this site and stop me from obtaining the answer to my serious problem. If you choose to do so i will understand. But please first understand the seriousness of my problem and the simplicity of my question, read the answers i have been given and see the degree of nonsense being talked. please read this post and consider what i am saying. Ok i shall begin. Firstly...in response to your post, If you dont know what a dissertation is, then your intelligence is at best, below average and you are certainly not qualified in any area. You must lack the expertise and education to participate in this site. Be quiet, go back to school and read a book. That is a petty annoyance off my chest. It has been nearly 2 days since my last post. 2 days since i gave you all the opportunity to decide whether you intend on HELPING or HINDER the so called "man" (i use the phrase laughingly, perhaps male is more appropriate n perhaps that is generous) the male to continue to drug my food and drink a male who has committed sexual assult and many other crimes and still the answers i have been given are nonsense. I, someone who is not a sciencetist have already answered my question. No thanks to you. I had done ages ago, i was simply staying on here testing your intellect but mainly your character. I have so far found nearly a dozen companies that can help me, with many many many more to approach. All for under £500. (not thousands and hundreds of thousands, such as i have had suggested) Some can perform simple tests for just over £100. It was quite easy. So me, a non sciencetist succeed where you all supposed lab technicians failed. Which leads me to several possible conclusions. 1. You are all incompetent and unworthy of your jobs and answering forums on this site. 2. You all deliberatly hid the answers from me in an attempt to perpetuate the crime, either because of financial componsation or enjoyment of my situation. 3. This is the most sinister. It came to me while watching the news yesterday regarding the arrest of a peadophile who had set up multiple false accounts on the internet, pretending to be many different people......That in fact all these replys originate from 1 or 2 people using multiple false accounts. People who are in fact envolved with the drugging of my food and who are trying to stop me gathering evidence and protecting myself from drugging, by stopping me utilise a source of superior expertise. I would like to think you are all incompetent (however site administrator, if you look at other posts performed by these people i suspect you will find rather helpful and informed answers on other peoples forums, so why not mine). Should all the people which have posted on this particular forum stop posting messages after this you will know my 3rd conclusion is correct. Which leads me to my to my two final points. 1. Dear site administrator would you, before kicking me off the site, flout the rules and post a list of public sector bodies that could perform tests of my food for free or very little, other than the police. it is a problem worthy of a response. Finally my last point. Thankyou all for you for you replys. Dont think ive ever said thank you and not ment it before. Hopefully next time i do, i will mean it. Oh an america has quite a few forensic labs It aint rohipnal, been tested for that!
  6. Lmfao, they are some of the best replys yet. Well not really! (with one provisor, all the private companies i have been so far given, bar 1, cant perform what im asking, and i dont have faith in the 1 lab i was given. I have called them all.) 100k lol. I could hire a lab technician or 2 for a year. When i wrote my dissertation i had to answer 1 specific question. Not using lateral thinking but directly. We would of failed if we didnt answer the question. I Admit some people wrote the disertation, then phrased the question based on what they had written, but the point is they answered the question. They/we did not pose one question and then answer another question. We would of failed. all i seem to get is ridiculous answers. Had about 3 or 4 sensible answers. The rest well, No im not 12, no i dont have a hundred grand (lol), no i dont want to set up a lab, who has access to my fridge is not relevant to who can test my food. Im not asking for advice on security or how to catch them. Im aware cameras exist. Though i would (if i was to use a camera) use a more secure camera than a nanny cam) ALTHOUGH I HAVE VERY LITTLE EVIDENCE, the person i suspect is doing this, i also suspect breaks into people homes, vandalises their property, steals their property, sexually assults people, pays to have people beaten up and stalked. Hurts animals, hurts peoples family. Im am probably forgeting a few things. In other words they are the lowest humanity has to offer. I would like to stop them. The POLICE i have delbt with couldnt catch a cold and are frankly incompetent!!!!! So it is up to me to prove it, or stop them myself. If you have an answer to my question and you refrain from sharing it you are protecting someone who commits sexual abuse. Please dont refer to anything i have written in this particular post, its a rant, with a little explanation, talking further about it is not relevant to my question. So you all have a decision to make. Would you like to stop this criminal or would you like to help this criminal. Posting silly comments telling me to set up my own lab, or accusing me of being 12 helps protect someone who commit sexual assult. provide me with an answer to my question, preferably a really good answer will be a start towards stopping them. Its up 2 you?
  7. They test ME, not my food, they look for ILLEGAL drugs not medication. Does anyone know of a company that can perform tests on my food/drink to identify the drugs (including legal ones)?
  8. Had my question been answered then this forum would comprise of 1 question and 1 response. If its difficult to read, it is not my fault. If you dont have THE answer please dont post a response! DOES ANYONE KNOW OF A PRIVATE COMPANY THAT CAN PERFORM TESTS ON MY FOOD/DRINK TO IDENTIFY THE DRUG (INC PRESCRIPTION DRUGS)?
  9. Well, if i was, does that mean i dont deserve an answer! But...Lol, Dont know what led you to that conclusion? Never been accused of that before. Sounds very odd to me. Maybe this story will help change your mind. When i was a baby, my mother was supporting lady thatcher (mainly because she was a women) and lady thatcher came up to me, while held in my mothers arms. She made the sign of the holy cross on my forehead with her finger. Just a rather unique story from my early years. It didnt turn me into a conservative though. Labour all the way. My IQ is only about 110. Think were getting off the point again. Can you answer my question?
  10. Funny you should mention solicitors. The person who is behind drugging my food/drink said i should get a solicitor. What a co-incidence. How is a solicitor gonna help? I cant afford one anyway. Does anyone think the ukas website will be able to help me! Perhaps looking under testing or forensic! does anyone know of a company or 5 that can test my food to identify the drug?
  11. "some people come to this site for entertainment and this seems a good one." i presume you are saying that my food getting drugged is entertaining. Have a few comments about that, but it mostly gets a non verbal communication response. No im not a hypochondriac. I have had lots of replys, including how old am i and who has access to my fridge, but none have answered my question!. Every lab mentioned cannot perform the tests. Im thinking that i may also need a pathologist. Does anyone know of a company that can perform a test on my food to identify the drug being used?
  12. I have been given the name of one company that can perform a blood test to test for drugs. Which is useful if i get drugged again and can get a blood sample to the lab before the drug leaves my system. Also very helpfully been given the name of two companies, that can perform the tests. Thank you for those, that is exactly the type of answer i was looking for! I am researching them today! I am not guilty of anything, that is not the reason i hesitate to call the police. I will approach the police. However i have been let down by the police on numerous occasions and would also like to get a second opinion from a large reputable company. Are there any other companies i could approach? That way i can see if i can get one that provides a cheaper service or a more reputable one. Are international labortory services and wickham labs the market leaders? Neither international labs or wickham labs can help. Are there any more? I just phoned them and they cannot help. Are there any more?
  13. I would like to get some food/drink analysed to identify the drug. I would like to know where i can do this?
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