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insane_alien's Profile User Rating: -----

Reputation: 801 Glorious Leader
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My Information

Member Title:
Genius
Age:
24 years old
Birthday:
December 17, 1987
Gender:
Male Male
Location:
Scotland
Interests:
oh just about anything. except maths. that is an unspeakable evil.
College Major/Degree:
Chemical Engineering (MEng)
Favorite Area of Science:
Chemistry
Biography:
A few details about me eh? well, i'm bad at writing details about myself for one :P
Occupation:
Operations Support Engineer

Contact Information

E-mail:
Private
MSN:
MSN  insane_alien@msn.com

Topics I've Started

  1. MSCR's and the coming Bureaucalypse

    18 April 2012 - 05:08 PM

    I came across a phenomenon that seemed strangely familiar today.

    I was attempting to schedule a meeting amongst a few people from work today who are from a few different rungs on the corporate ladder. Aside from the obvious difficulties of finding a time when everybody's free that isn't a few years away, I had to contend with other meetings getting shuffled into my timeslot so I had to shuffle my meeting about (and since my meeting was somewhat important I got priority over some other meetings meaning they got shuffled). This seemed oddly familiar, then it hit me. A nuclear chain reaction!

    So, I have begun developing a theory of MSCR's (Meeting Shuffle Chain Reactions). There logical conclusion of this is that there will be a critical density of meetings (measured in meetings per man-hour) that will cause at least one other meeting to be shuffled on average. Once at this point we will have a self sustaining chain reaction of meeting shuffles. What worries me is when we go past this point and on average each meeting shuffle cause >1 other meeting shuffles on average. We'll have a problem getting exponentially worse sucking up time and resources eventually leading to stagnation and death (The Bureaucalypse).

    Anyone else encountered this phenomenon?

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    Phi for All 

    17 Dec 2011 - 15:13
    Happy Birthday, you extra-terrestrial madman!
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    Daedalus 

    17 Dec 2011 - 06:39
    Happy B-Day!!!!
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    Moontanman 

    27 Jun 2010 - 16:03
    I want a cziltang brone !
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    Syntho-sis 

    11 Sep 2009 - 17:38
    You seem well-versed in all things science, nice to have your opinion on things.
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    Basim 

    04 Aug 2009 - 15:35
    HI, i see you have made many science experiments can we be freinds.
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    ydoaPs 

    20 Jul 2009 - 17:50
    o.O w....t....f
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    Baby Astronaut 

    29 Jun 2009 - 15:04
    In the vid you can hear the police on their way before she reveals too much of the water supply rainbows :D
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    insane_alien 

    09 Aug 2008 - 18:06
    [url]http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2008/08/04[/url] there you go THERE PUTTING RAINBOWS IN OUR WATER !!!!11111!!!one!!!
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    Royston 

    09 Aug 2008 - 12:49
    hey IA, what was that website you linked to last night, with the water supply conspiracy ?
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