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On the one hand, I have little desire to post personal information on an internet forum. On the other hand, I do not wish to offend the locals by refusing to humor their customs. So I'll say this: ubermensch is the original language (German) for "overman."

I teach you the overman. Man is something that shall be overcome. What have you done to overcome him?

 

All beings so far have created something beyond themselves; and do you want to be the ebb of this great flood and even go back to the beasts rather than overcome man? What is the ape to man? A laughingstock or a painful embarrassment. And man shall be just that for the overman: a laughingstock or a painful embarrassment...

 

Behold' date=' I teach you the overman. The overman is the meaning of the earth. Let your will say: the overman shall be the meaning of the earth! I beseech you, my brothers, remain faithful to the earth, and do not believe those who speak to you of otherworldly hopes! Poison-mixers are they, whether they know it or not. Despisers of life are they, decaying and poisoned themselves, of whom the earth is weary: so let them go.[/quote']

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Hello everyone -

 

I live Southeast Virginia, USA - near Yorktown. I am not a scientist, but I'm interested in it. I became particularly interested in geology, when I learned that the Chesapeake Bay Impact Crater lies buried about 400' beneath my feet. I have been independently studying geology in particular and the impact crater specifically since about 1996.

 

Are there any other geologists or geologist wannabe's who participate in this forum?

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Guest Hideki

KONNICHIWA MINASAN!!!

 

Hello everyone. I found this place out of nowhere. And....um....yeah! Here to introduce myself! I'm Hideki, glad to meet you all.

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Konnichi wa minasan---basically means--- "Hello, everyone"

 

Minasan wa baka desuyo---basically means---"People are idiots!"

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Hello everyone -

 

I live Southeast Virginia' date=' USA - near Yorktown. I am not a scientist, but I'm interested in it. I became particularly interested in geology, when I learned that the Chesapeake Bay Impact Crater lies buried about 400' beneath my feet. I have been independently studying geology in particular and the impact crater specifically since about 1996.

 

Are there any other geologists or geologist wannabe's who participate in this forum?[/quote']

 

There was a time when i wanted to be a geologist...... but i still have a passive interest. What do you know about las palmas falling into the sea?

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Konnichiwa is equivalent to "hello", but formally means "good afternoon".

 

The simple way to avoid using it incorrectly is to use the other greetings at the right time of day: ohayo gozaimasu in the morning, konbanwa in the evening, oyasumi nasai at night, and konnichiwa at all other times.

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Some phrases you WILL need to know in germany;

 

Ich möchte Geschlecht mit Ihrem Llama haben.

I would like to have sex with your llama.

 

In Amerika schmeckt unser Bier wie Urin.

In America, our beer tastes like urine.

 

Biber sind fleißige Nagetiere.

Beavers are industrious rodents.

 

Mein Pankreas ist in den Schmerz.

My pancreas is in pain.

 

Ich werde getrunken und ich lasse nicht Communism zu.

I am drunk, and I do not permit Communism.

 

Meine Katze spricht Deutsches...wo die Würste sind?

My cat speaks German...where are the sausages?

 

Sie sind humorvoller als George Lucas.

You are more humorous than George Lucas.

 

Nichts kann das Grimace stoppen.

Nothing can stop the Grimace.

 

Ich möchte eine hübsche Prinzessin sein.

I would like to be a pretty princess.

 

Ich werde den Präsidenten beenden!

I am going to kill the President!

 

Ich herausforderung dein sexual autorein

I challenge your sexual authority

 

Es freut mich, daß Sie keine Zähne haben

It is good that you have no teeth

 

Ihre Brustwarze sind sichtbar

I can see your nipples

 

Hast du diese Bluse bei mir zu Hause vergessen?

Didn't you leave that shirt at my house tomorrow?

 

Ich habe einen riesigen Eisenpenis.

I have an immense iron penis.

 

Ich möchte gern dein sexueller Herr sein.

I want to be your sexual master

 

Dein hund versucht, mit meinem Bein, Sex zu haben.

Your dog is trying to have sex with my leg.

 

Kommt deises Kleid aus meinem Abfalleimer?

Is that dress from my bin?

 

Ich finde, du riechst nach Scheiße.

I find you smell of sh..

 

Meine Unterhose wird die Welt beherrschen.

My underpants will rule the world.

 

Eine Weltmeisterschaft, und zwei Weltkriege, do da, do da.

One world cup, and two world wars, do da, do da.

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Some phrases you WILL need to know in germany;

 

Ich möchte Geschlecht mit Ihrem Llama haben.

I would like to have sex with your llama.

 

In Amerika schmeckt unser Bier wie Urin.

In America' date=' our beer tastes like urine.

 

Biber sind fleißige Nagetiere.

Beavers are industrious rodents.

 

Mein Pankreas ist in den Schmerz.

My pancreas is in pain.

 

Ich werde getrunken und ich lasse nicht Communism zu.

I am drunk, and I do not permit Communism.

 

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Thanks. I'll copy these and use them later, with your permission. :D

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Hi. My name is HAL.

 

I used to teach history, but now I run a network. I am most interested in Cosmology and have been trying to understand string theory, but am beginning to realize that this may not be possible. Nevertheless, I have been finding out some astounding things and I was hoping that by hanging out in places where people were talking about these kinds of things I would be able to understand a little more.

 

I have a medium-sized Samoyed dog. His name is Fig. He’s my buddy.

figonlawn2.jpg

 

And I am a bit of a car nut. Lots of fun. Used to hang out on some of the car forums, but there were too many right-wing gun nuts, so that was kind of a drag.

 

Anyway, I am still finding my way around. Looks like a very interesting place.

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And I am a bit of a car nut. Lots of fun. Used to hang out on some of the car forums' date=' but there were too many right-wing gun nuts, so that was kind of a drag.

 

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I agree. That was my main reason for leaving some of my other forums behind and to come here.

 

What is it about cars that make you nuts about? What kind of a car do you have?

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